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Hello, I'm Erik Umenhofer in Novato, CA.

" Eat before someone eats you! "

Find me at erikumenhofer.blogspot.c-
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When I grow up I want to be: Ovaltine
List I most often make: People to kill
Last meal request: Homemade Margarhitta pizza
Song in my head: some drag the river song
Possession I can't live without: 90% my internal organs
My first thought when I wake up: what's that smell?
money_no_object: a huge pile of money, and a safe made of money to hold that money. The bolts and locking device would also be made of money. The only reason this is viable is because i'd spend a ton of money to figure out how to make a safe made of money actually work.

Posted by Noah 237 days ago

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