"I wish I had a mantra"

• Why the South Sucks
• Celebrities we should all boycot so they go away
• The most fabulously trashy reality TV shows
• Reasons buying a place to live sucks

"what's for dinner?"

• concerts i've been to
• names i like for future kiddos
• flea market finds
• my life goals

"art in the eye of the beholder"

• The Best (Worst) of Sarah Palin
• My 5 goals for the next year
• Hottest Scarlett Johanssen Photos
• The Wire Season Ending Montages

"I will not instigate revolution"

• My favorite sex toys
• The Best Sex-Related Podcasts
• Best places to have sex in public
• The funniest (and most disgusting) sex acts no one has ever done

"We are the music makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams."

• Top 15 "celebrities" I would most like to punch in the face and the reasons why! (now with infuriating photos!)
• Best comedy I've heard lately
• My Favorite Relaxation Songs
• Hellholes: The World's 10 Most Polluted Places (from Forbes.com and The Blacksmith Institute)

"BEER IS GOOD, EMBRACE IT!!"

• Why I haven't made a list in what seems like forever!!!
• Ways to REALLY PISS OFF your neighbor! (Updated)
• It's hotter than............
• George Carlin ... Rest In Peace

"Be kind"

• Why I don't care about Austin
• Bill Clinton - spoiled little poor boy
• Recent calls from the daughter
• Men's grooming habits

"Look beyond what you see."

• ....On Goals...
• Joke of the Day
• A Legend Un-Retires - Brett Favre or Let my People Go
• Confucious Say