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Hello, I'm If.You.Want.Me.To.Be.Real.I.Cannot.Reveal.My.Real.Name in Jacksonville, Florida.

" Do everything as Michael Jordan once did "

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When I grow up I want to be: Rich, happy, sedated and nude
List I most often make: Letterman's Top 10
Last meal request: Tabouli Pita
Song in my head: Purple Rain
Possession I can't live without: KY jelly
My first thought when I wake up: God, I am so tired. Well, I'll just snooze...
Two things I would own if money was no object: Salma Hayek & a sweat band - yee haw!

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