10. "I understand small business growth. I was one."
Still are.
9. "I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs."
How do you spell gibberish?
8. "If you find a neighbor in need, you're responsible for serving that neighbor in need, you're responsible for loving a neighbor just like you'd like to love yourself. "
Sounds like he spent a little too long loving himself as a kid. It DOES kill brain cells.
7. "I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for my predecessors as well."
This I have to see.
6. "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
Whose your daddy?.
5. "I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves."
I know, I know.
4. "We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make -- it would hope -- put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see."
That is all we want.
3. "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
I,ve got nothin. Make up you own joke.
2. "I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."
Those short naps in mid sentence are great, aren't they?
1. "As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards."
Why don't I believe this?
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