Jezebel Tuesday, March 11, 2008

• Kate & Chris Reunite For Their Rugrat [Snap Judgment]
  [New York, March 10. Image via Bauer-Griffin] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Madonna Gave It To Justin Timberlake In The Ass [Dirt Bag]
  While Justin Timberlake was working with Madonna on her album, Madge offered JT a B-12 shot. "She proceeds to pull a Ziploc bag of B-12 syringes out [of her purse] and says, 'Drop 'em.' I don't know... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• The Younger Kardashian Sisters Are In-House Underminers [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("kims_sista.flv", 463, 387,""); Last night, in honor of the temporarily-departed Tracie "Slut Machine" Egan, I checked out the season premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. And I... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Gwen & Gavin's Special Delivery [Snap Judgment]
  [Los Angeles, March 9. Image via x17] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Oldies But (Not So) Goodies [Ad Libs]
  WARNING: This Tampax ad is not real. It's from a 1972 issue of a French satire magazine called Hara Kiri. The copy translates to "I am like a fish in water," and yes, that is a dead fish dangling... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• How Do These Shits Get Their Wives To Come To The "I Am A Shit" Press Conference Anyway, And Other Marvels [News Roundup]
  Emperor's Club Client #9, you are a fucking tool. Clients #1-8 are also tools, but thanks to your long history of strident self-righteousness towards the types of dudes who can afford shit that costs... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Reason #482 why Agyness Deyn is not a style ... [Horrible (h)agyness]
  Reason #482 why Agyness Deyn is not a style icon: She cites the Queen as her personal style icon. "I love her Barbour jacket and welly thing when she goes out walking her dogs. Ladylike, but a bit... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Dylan McDermott Has A Daddy-Day With Daughters [Snap Judgment]
  [Brentwood, California; March 9. Image via Flynet] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Amy Poehler Portrays Designer Diva On <i>Saturday Night Live</i> [Clips]
  Good on SNL for keeping it relevant this season: There was Tina Fey spreading the word that bitches do it better, Ellen Page's possible admission of lezebel leanings, Hillary Clinton's cameo, and,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Kate Winslet Wears Sensible Shoes [Snap Judgment]
  [Goerlitz, Germany; March 9. Image via Flynet] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Loose Lips []
  Woa, Britney's really getting it together now! TMZ says she is prepping for a bit part on CBS's How I Met Your Mother. Maybe Neil Patrick Harris will whip her into shape. • Mischa Barton loves her... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• <i>High School Confidential</i>: A Reality Show That Keeps It Real [Critical Mass]
  High School Confidential, a new miniseries premiering on the WE Network tonight at 9, promises to document the myriad of issues facing today's teenage girls: Pregnancy, anorexia, divorce, even death.... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Small Wonders [Clips]
  If you love things that live at the crossroads of appealing and appalling, La Pequeña Winehouse is your girl. The Amy impersonator wasn't actually born a girl, and she's -- how do you say --... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Dark Glasses, Bottled Water, Logo Bag: Must Be Lohan [Snap Judgment]
  [New York, March 10. Image via Splash.] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Natalie Portman's Tireless Work On Behalf Of...Nothingness [Serious Issues]
  Who is the world's best celebrity? The New York Times Magazine came out this week and seemed like it was going to decree it to be Natalie Portman. While Angie, Brad, Bono, Clooney, Don Cheadle, Mia... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Reader Roundup []
  Best Comment of the Day, in response to International Women's Day Gets Little International Love: "is it just me, or does that logo look like the international symbol for fisting?" We say: what's the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Is Seeing Prostitutes A Deal Breaker? [Eliot Mess]
  So, Eliot Spitzer, huh? As most know by now, the muckraking, ethically-superior New York Governor is said to have been "involved" in a prostitution ring. There were federal wiretaps at play, and the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Dapper Danny Masterson On The Prowl [Snap Judgment]
  [Los Angeles, March 9. Image via Splash.] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• The 'W' In 'Web' Stands For Women [Geek Love]
  Good news! Jezebel won "Best Group Weblog" and "Best New Weblog" at the Bloggies at SXSW today. Whee! Is it any surprise that a recent study by the Pew Internet Project has found that girls and young... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Hey, you guys! We noticed it too! We have ... [American Apparel]
  Hey, you guys! We noticed it too! We have ads now! American Apparel ads. Some of you think this is "hypocritical." Ummmm...we don't sell the ads! And given our history of being conflicted about... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Seventeen-Year-Old "3 a.m. Girl" Is Somehow Articulate, Informed And Likeable! [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("howmuchforthelittlegirl.flv", 463, 387,""); This is Casey Knowles of Bonney Lake, Washington, the grown-up girl used in Hillary's famous "It's 3 a.m., are you worried your president... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Dear Juliette Lewis, We Know You're Quirky. Calm Down. [Snap Judgment]
  [Culver City, CA; March 9. Images via Splash.] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is Not Fuzzy About Her Math [Blondes]
  Elisabeth Hasselbeck is stupid. We know this because, among other reasons, back in July the New York Post ran the most damning testament to the blonde View host's stupidity that anyone is ever going... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Death & Cellulite [Maghag]
  When it comes to best-selling covers, the weeklies win with fatalities and flesh, reports the New York Post. Aside from special issues, like "Sexiest Man Alive," People magazine's best-selling issue... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Jezebel Crush Eliot Spitzer Involved In Prostitution Ring? [Whores]
  Hey! What do you know! It's totally "It's Official, You Can Hate All Men Now" day. New York governor Eliot Spitzer is about to announce something about his how he fucks hookers for money or... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Angelina Jolie: <em>Definitely</em> Pregnant [Snap Judgment]
  [Austin, Texas; March 10. Image via INFDaily.com] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Formidable Females Weigh In On Hillary, Women In New <i>Newsweek</i> [Hear Them Roar]
  Talk about "thirty ways of looking at Hillary": There is slew of female-penned articles in the new Newsweek about Hillary Clinton, gender, what the Democratic presidential candidate means to... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Bowwow Wow [Puppies]
  Another fun, kooky Japanese gadget to covet: "Oshaburi" toys are kind of like pacifiers for your pet. They're chew toys, but with funny mouths on one side, turning your Lab into a Looney Toon. Four... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• <i>Glamour</i> Finally Dumps Mike Cherico. Can We Learn From This? [Vagina Monoblogs]
  So we did it. Womanity put an abrupt end to the dating blogging career of Glamour's Mike Cherico. He is not the first Glamour contributor Jezebel has inadvertently helped to get canned. But he is far... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Who's Cuter: Jason Schwartzman Or His Dog? [Snap Judgment]
  [West Hollywood, March 9. Image via INFDaily.com] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• <i>Marie Claire</i>'s Oh-So-Realistic Trailer Park Photo Shoot [Maghag]
  "Designers are raiding vintage shops (and David Lynch flicks?) for ideas, producing quirky, glamourous clothes, worn defiantly disheveled." That's the conceit of a "Retro Fabulous" fashion story shot... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Facelifts []
  Many of you have noticed that the site looks different today. What's been added: The return of the "skyline" up at the top, a series of thumbnail images and accompanying headlines that call out... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Mom Of Three Kelly Ripa Gets Peed On By A Baby (Bear) [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("Kelly_Ripa_gets_peed_on.flv", 463, 387,""); This morning, a bunch of wild animals visited the set of Live With Regis and Kelly. In addition to a not-so-soft rattlesnake, crocodile and... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Cameron Diaz Has A Secret, Ugly Shoes [Snap Judgment]
  [Los Angeles, March 9. Image via Bauer-Griffin] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• That Ben Karlin "Modern Love": A Critical Reading [Seriously, Fuck All Of Them]
  "Had I fallen into that New York City long con, the one where you think there is an infinite supply of potential mates, and the perfect one is forever around the corner?" This sentence is perhaps the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Loose Lips []
  Lisa Marie Presley is suing the Daily Mail for writing an article mocking her weight gain. She says the article "forced" her to announce her pregnancy." • Speaking of weight gain, Valerie... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Tom Ford To Bequeath His Devastatingly Attractive Genes To A Baby? [Rag Trade]
  Oh lord: Tom Ford is having a baby in 2008. It will be "biologically" his, not his partner Richard Buckley's. "I don't want to get to 75 years old and just have made a lot of dresses, done some... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Amy Winehouse Auditions For <i>Taxi Driver</i> Update [Snap Judgment]
  [London, March 9. Image via Bauer-Griffin] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• <i>CBS News</i> Curmudgeon Calls Bullshit On <i>Harper's Bazaar</i>, <i>Vogue</i> [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("andy_mags.flv", 463, 387,""); "Do women who look at these ads think they'll look like her if they wear these clothes... what there is of them?" asked Andy Rooney on last night's 60... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• 19-year-old Army medic, Spc. Monica Lin Brown, ... [Profile In Courage]
  19-year-old Army medic, Spc. Monica Lin Brown, will become the second woman since WWII to earn the silver star, the nation's third-highest medal for valor. Brown was in a convoy of Humvees in... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Cindy Crawford Rules The (Stuart) House Of Style [The Good, The Bad & The Ugly]
  Last night, nice guy fashion designer John Varvatos and Converse teamed up to put on a shopping fundraiser for Los Angeles' Stuart House, a branch of UCLA's Rape Treatment Center. And Cindy Crawford... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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