Jezebel Friday, March 07, 2008

• Victoria Beckham's Littlest Is A Kobe Bryant Boy [Snap Judgment]
  [Beverly Hills, March 6. Image via x17] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• It's Ashton Kutcher's World, We Just Live In It [Dirt Bag]
  Ashton Kutcher punked the paparazzi, and all of us: That shaman Paris Hilton was hanging out with -- who turned out to be an actor -- was part of a stunt for Kutcher's new show, Pop Ficton. The prank... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• <i>Wife Swap</i>: Terrifying Texas Mom Shows "Pansy" Husband Who's Boss [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("wifeswapedward_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");On last night's Wife Swap, a radio shock-jock mom from the Northeast traded places with a walking ashtray from Texas named Sue Ann, who... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Heidi Klum's <strike>Guns</strike> Chains & Roses [Snap Judgment]
  [West Hollywood, March 5. Image via Flynet] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• If making a chocolate penis seems like too ... [Sex]
  If making a chocolate penis seems like too much work (and it is), you can buy these Chocolate Party Hats that you can sit atop a peen to spice up a beej. [Chocolate Party Hats] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Another Deadly School Shooting... [News Roundup]
  Oh yay, the terrorists are taking cues from the school shooters now. A day after Condi leaves Israel, at a religious school known as the birthplace of Zionism. Ten died, some of them clutching Bibles... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Publishers Weekly is reporting that a slew ... [God Squad]
  Publishers Weekly is reporting that a slew of books about sex are forthcoming from Christian publishers. You read that right: Christian publishers. Not surprisingly, the titles focus on embracing... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Marcia Cross Goes Middlebrow On Middle Shelf [Snap Judgment]
  [Brentwood, California; March 5. Image via x17] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Did Lindsay Lohan Get Botox? [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("etlindsay_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");Entertainment Tonight aired an exclusive interview with Lindsay Lohan last night and there was something a little...off about her face. The... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Catherine Zeta-Jones Will Cut You [Snap Judgment]
  [New York, March 6. Images via Splash.] ...If you are a ribbon. [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Loose Lips []
  Tabloid staple and oil heir Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis was formally charged by the L.A. district attorney's office with felony possession of a controlled substance and misdemeanor driving under the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Do Smart Women Write Diet Books? [First World Problems]
  Running through a recent Psychology Today profile on feminist/Democratic pundit/Fox News talking head Susan Estrich I came across an interesting fact: she once wrote a diet book. What?Dealing with... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• "WHEN THE HELL DID 39-YEAR-OLD WOMEN GET ... [Rachel Hunter]
  "WHEN THE HELL DID 39-YEAR-OLD WOMEN GET TO BE SO SEXY SEE PG. 116" promises the April issue of Esquire. And hey, look, Rachel Hunter, she does look good. But as so often happens with Esquire and its... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Yeah, Rihanna Is Definitely <i>Not</i> Dating Chris Brown [Snap Judgment]
  [Paris, March 1. Image via Bauer-Griffin] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Auf Wiedersehen, <em>Project Runway</em> (Season 4) [The Greatest Show On Earth (rewind)]
  newVideoPlayer("project_runway_finale.flv", 463, 387,"");Even though the Project Runway finale aired more than twelve hours ago, I'm not gonna lie: I keep watching it again and again on my DVR,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Reader Roundup []
  Best Comment of the Day, in response to Amy Winehouse: "OMG. WTF?": "I like her because she reminds me of the feral one eared cat my family used to have. It was crazy as shit and loved beer." We say:... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• <i>Gossip Girl</i> Writer Turns Fertility Paranoia Porn Into An Art Form [Womb Raiders]
  I never really understood what women's magazines were for until a story in the April Glamour made it all clear: they are fertility pity porn for single ambitious women who find themselves suddenly... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Just A Reminder... [Off With Their Heads]
  Don't forget, we're conducting commenter executions tomorrow. It's not about stifling different opinions or views; it's about creating a place where you don't have to read stupid crap that adds... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• "Do I Have To Give Myself An Enema Before Anal Sex?" [Pot Psychology]
  newVideoPlayer("potpsych4d.flv", 463, 387,"");It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (As always: Don't... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Nicky Hilton Refuses To Eat, Then Relents [Snap Judgment]
  [Los Angeles, March 5. Images via Bauer-Griffin.] Earlier: "Is Nicky Wasting Away? (scroll down) [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• <i>Glamour</i> & "Political" Hair: What Have We Learned? [Maghag]
  Over on Racialicious, Latoya Peterson writes about the March issue of Glamour, which contains a transcript from the panel that editor-in-chief Cindi Leive put together after the slide show debacle... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Liev & Naomi: Lock-Step & Smoking Barrel-Chest [Snap Judgment]
  [Sydney, Australia; March 6. Image via Flynet] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• It Had To Be Done [Lol]
  Or at least, it felt that way. Earlier: Amy Winehouse: "OMG. WTF?" ANTM: Anorexic Model Is Unbeweavably Racist [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Lauren Conrad's "Bella" Collection: Just As Bad As "City Of Angels" [Fashion Show]
  Question about Lauren Conrad. Why does she think she is so talented that she has to put out not one but two Spring 2008 collections? Remember her first Spring '08, collection? "City of Angels"? ... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• These are "Strutz," new pony dolls coming ... [Strutz]
  These are "Strutz," new pony dolls coming to a big box discount retailer near you. Aren't they a curious combination of anorexic and cleavage-y? That is the first rule of selling toys to four year... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Those Cheeks, That Hand: Amanda Peet's Daughter Looks Good Enough To Eat [Snap Judgment]
  [Beverly Hills, March 5. Image via x17] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• What Is It About Despicable People That We Can't Resist? [The Idiot Bonnie & Clyde]
  "SHE TOLD EVERYONE HER BOOBS WERE REAL, WHICH was a laugh," begins the story in the most recent Rolling Stone on Jocelyn Kirsch and Ed Anderton, those Philadelphia identity thieves who got dubbed the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Rachel McAdams? Or a 15-Year Old Estonian Model? [Snap Judgment]
  [New York, March 5. Image via FIlmMagic.] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Want your daughter to do better in school? ... [Gender Trouble]
  Want your daughter to do better in school? Tell her to work out! The CDC reports that attendance in phys. ed. classes might be related to higher academic achievement for elementary-age school... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Meet The Headbanging, Bad-Ass Ladies Of <i>Girls Rock!</i> [Clips]
  Village Voice critic Vadim Rizov calls new movie Girls Rock! a "dreary doc" that "does little more than underline the talking points." But we think it looks awesome. It's about the Rock 'n' Roll Camp... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Breast Intentions [Boobs]
  As previously seen and reported, Kelly Rowland has implants now. In the new issue of People, Rowland claims, "I simply went from an A-cup to a B-cup. I didn't want double Ds and be a little bitty... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Oh Dina Lohan, Wherefore The Distant Sadness In Your Eyes? [Snap Judgment]
  [March 5, New York. Image via AP.] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• <i>Heroes</i>' Hayden Panettiere Is An American Everywoman [Maghag]
  Even though Hayden Panettiere turned 18 last August, we're wondering, is the Heroes starlet a teenager or an adult? We ask only because Hayden is on the cover of three different Hearst girly... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• No (F)air Force [Crimes Against Womanity]
  Four Marines have been court-martialed for their participation in the rape of a Japanese girl. These servicemen are not to be confused with Tyrone Hadnott, the Marine accused of sexually assaulting a... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Over-40 Women's Website Is Destined For Failure [Web Oversights]
  There's a big splashy article in today's New York Times about the launch of Wowowow.com, a new website for women over 40 founded by NY Post gossip dowager Liz Smith, former presidential speechwriter... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Uma Thurman Spreads Her Wings [Snap Judgment]
  [New York, March 5. Images via Splash.] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Do Men Who Do Housework Get Laid More? [Domestic Duties]
  "Men Who Do Housework May Get More Sex," the headline of this AP story reads. Well, duh. Anyway, a report released today by the Council on Contemporary Families states that men's contribution to... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Loose Lips []
  Girls Gone Wild sleaze Joe Francis tried to convince a Reno judge to keep him from being extradited to Florida after his current Nevada trial for tax evasion is over. There is a no-bail warrant out... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• <i>Sex And The City</i>: Behind The Scenes Featurette Reveals Wardrobe [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("satcfeaturette_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");Part of SaTC's distinction is the impractical, cartoonish wardrobe put together by costume designer Patricia Field, which at best, could be... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Lindsay Lohan's Love Of Leggings: Legendary [Snap Judgment]
  [New York, March 5. Image via Splash.] Earlier: Lindsay Lohan Looks To Right In Loose Leggings Lindsay Lohan's Sister Ali: Also Loves Leggings Lindsay & Her Leggings Hit Hermès Lindsay Lohan Still... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Patrick Swayze Probably Won't Beat His Cancer, But You Still Might [Just A Fool To Believe?]
  As anyone who has spent much time around it knows, when it comes to cancer, there are shockingly few known knowns. A good three to start with, sadly for Patrick Swayze are: Don't smoke, it runs in... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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