Jezebel Monday, March 03, 2008

• Jake Chokes Reese; Selma Blair Gives Stink-Eye; Paris Parties With New Age Priest [Snap Judgments (weekend Edition)]
  Welcome back to the Monday morning edition of Snap Judgment, in which we publish the celebrity snaps that came in over the earlier part of the weekend. Inside: Jake jostles Reese around; Posh Spice... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Marion Cotillard: 911 Is A Joke [Dirt Bag]
  Oscar winner Marion Cotillard has conspiracy theories! She questions the attack on the World Trade Center towers: "We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. There was a tower, I... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Did Ellen Page Officially Come Out As A Lezebel On <i>SNL</i>? [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("pagelezzie_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");There's been some back-fence internet talk lately of like, "Ooh, I think Ellen Page is gay." 1.) As though that's like a scandal or a big deal or... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Ellen Page's <i>SNL</i> "Monoblog" Pokes Fun At Diablo Cody [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("ellen_page_snl.flv", 463, 387,"");Last night, Juno star Ellen Page hosted Saturday Night Live, and, during her monologue, Andy Samberg showed up dressed as Diablo Cody, taking a jab... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Remember How Awesome Janice Dickinson Was On <i>ANTM</i>? [You Wanna Be On Top]
  newVideoPlayer("janiceantm_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");While ANTM is of course still really great, the first four cycles are just a little bit more special because Janice Dickinson was a judge. Today... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Kelly Osbourne Does Day-Glo At Nite [Snap Judgment]
  [London, February 28. Image via Bauer-Griffin] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Obama Daughters <i>Not</i> Seeking The Britney Spears Endorsement [News Roundup]
  The Obama kiddies love Beyonce but think Paris and Britney are "yuck." Because their mother taught them to hate America? [AP] It's 3 a.m. and your children are safe and asleep.There's a world crisis... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Worst person ever alert! David Wrigley, a ... [Kitty Pride]
  Worst person ever alert! David Wrigley, a 24-year-old Long Island construction worker, had just moved in with his girlfriend, Sara Sabol and her cats Madeline and Jinx. Wrigley claims the cats... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• This Week, Serena Van Der Woodsen Gave Us A Shout-Out [The Week That Was]
  The official Gossip Girl blog declared Jezebel as heroine Serena van der Woodsen's special friend. 35% of you would not ask a man to marry you! 40% say you wouldn't rule it out, but it's not at... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Sandra Bullock's Three-Legged Pooch Does Not Get A Lift [Snap Judgment]
  [New York, February 29. Image via INFDaily.com] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Retro Fashion: Marc Jacobs Tells Charlie Rose About His New Job At Louis Vuitton [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("marccharlie_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");In the late '90s, Marc Jacobs' star was rising quickly, and LVMH CEO Bernard Arnault decided to take a take a chance on "fashion's bad boy" and... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Nicky Hilton Models Those Shiny Iridescent Leggings That Are So Flattering On Everyone [Snap Judgment]
  [Los Angeles, February 28. Image via AP.] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Loose Lips []
  Naomi Campbell has been discharged from the hospital. Earlier this week she was admitted to a Brazilian hospital under the care of a gynecologist and an infectious disease specialist. Her flack says... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• The "Angry White Man" Is Back! And...Still Mad About Pressing "1" For English [Stabifestos]
  We were never quite sure what Joan Rivers meant when she said that inside the mind of every stand-up comedian lurked an "angry white man." But an ode to the angry white man circulating around the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• More good news for those who choose to skip ... [Dirty Hair]
  More good news for those who choose to skip the shampoo: A new study out of the University of Missouri says that dirty hair is better for the ozone. Dirty hair, you see, absorbs seven times the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Amy Winehouse's Bag Is A Crime Against Womanity [Snap Judgment]
  [London, England; February 29. Image via INFdaily.com] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Lily Allen's "Lady Parts Are As Numb As Her Heart" [Missdemeanors]
  It's time for Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week? Pregnant still=Fat; women still=sluts, miscarriage="funny." The... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Reader Roundup []
  Two Best Comments of the Day today, because it's m-effing Friday! First, in response to Modern Brides Can Be Real Bulldozers: "Harry Anderson, Judge Harry from Night Court, now performs weddings. He... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Commenter Executions: Off With Their Heads [(pre) Spring Cleaning]
  Hey, you guys. You may have noticed that we're growing, which is great. Not so great? The growing pains...in our asses. If you've been reading for a while you know what we're talking about:... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Wow, Time magazine is really plugging the ... [Standards Of Beauty]
  Wow, Time magazine is really plugging the hell out of Charla Krupp's hateful-but-bestselling tome How Not To Look Old -- a book that advocates Botox and hair-dye for the post-menopausal set. It's... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Future First Ladies Should Be Judged Solely On Fashion [Politics Of Style]
  We never tire of discussing the politics of style (or is it the style of politics?) and this country's increasingly-manic presidential campaign is inspiring lots of fashion-minded folk to weigh in. ... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• TGIF [Snap Judgment]
  Cammie is a Rottweiler puppy belonging to commenter LizClara. "She is savoring a doggie cupcake from Sprinkles Bakery." Commenter snidelywhiplash writes, "I just have a puppy picture for TGIF, and... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Shocker: Fat Boys Have It Easier Than Fat Girls [Sucks To Be Us]
  I am not one of those people who tries to pretend there is some upside to being born a female. I just try to remind myself things like "at least I'm not blind!" and "at least I wasn't born in... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Drew Barrymore Still In Love With Tom Robbins Book [Snap Judgment]
  [Mexico, February 27. Image via Bauer-Griffin] Earlier: Drew Barrymore's Skinny Legs And All [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• <em>The Long Secret</em>: CSI: Puberty [Fine Lines]
  Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wrinkled look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Announcements [Cocktails And Dreams]
  New Yorkers: There's a Jezebel Commenter "Night Of Mayhem" tonight, with Skee-Ball and pool tables. 6pm, Ace Bar, 531 E. 5th Street (near Avenue A). Happy hour ends at 7pm, but the event goes 'til... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Lack of Nipple-Action Leaves Some <i>Boleyn</i> Critics Needing A Cold Shower [Critical Mass]
  Everyone loves a good bodice-ripper, but what happens when it stars two of the most drooled-over actresses in the world and manages to keep a PG-13 rating? The film gets lukewarm reviews from... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Jessica Alba: Loudmouth On Phone And In Fashion [Snap Judgment]
  [Paris, February 29. Image via x17] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• British Professor: Prostitution Is Not All Bubble Baths And Bordellos [Working Girls]
  In Montana, former cathouses and bordellos are now tourist attractions, where, according to the Economist, Big Sky Country enthusiasts can dream of the notorious Madam Ida, who "distributed gilt... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Do Kanye's Glasses Have Any Glass? [Snap Judgment]
  [Paris, February 29. Image via Splash.] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• What is this, a new trend? Gil Magira, an ... [Horrors]
  What is this, a new trend? Gil Magira, an Israel-born baker, is on trial today for putting abortion-inducing pills into his wife, Anat Abraham's breakfast in November 2006. According to the BBC,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Ingrid Newkirk: Even Blood Suckers Are Cuter Than Cheney [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("Colbert_Ingrid_Newkirk.flv", 463, 387,"");Last night, PETA president/Gaultier nemesis Ingrid Newkirk dropped by The Colbert Report to talk about one of our favorite topics -- animals... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• This exchange student to Egypt says he was ... [Annals Of Anorexia]
  This exchange student to Egypt says he was starved half to death by his host family. He weighed in at 97 pounds after four months with a family belonging to the Coptic sect of Christianity, a sect... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Uncle Jesse's Still Got It [Snap Judgment]
  [Maui, February 28. Image via Flynet.] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• "I'm Definitely Not Interested In Trying To Meet Up Again, Especially Since You Succeeded In Making A Pretty Bad First Impression." [Crap Email From A Dude]
  Post traumatic stress disorder is not a joke, folks! So: "Jessica" went out for a first Match.com date last night. Nervous, she waited at the bar with two of her female friends till he arrived. Wrong... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Sniff Tests [Playboy]
  Here is how the IM convo went down when we found out that Playboy Inc. is developing a men's fragrance line: Anna: I wonder what Hugh Hefner smells like. I'd say cologne, moth balls, cigar smoke.... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Modern Brides Can Be Real Bulldozers [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("leap_year_weddings.flv", 463, 387,"");Have you asked a man to marry you yet? Well so far, not very many of you say you'd do it. One woman who actually went through with it? Marina... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Weighty Issues [Scales]
  In the latest news about women hating their bodies, a study out of UPenn reports that women often bypass medical procedures from routine check-ups to mammograms for fear of having to step on a scale... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Why Does Lauren Conrad Always Seem To Be Hiding So Much <i>Pain</i> Inside? [Snap Judgment]
  [Los Angeles, February 28. Image via Bauer-Grifin.] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Would You Ask A Man To Marry You? [Polls]
  In the UK, today (Leap Day) is the day that women are "allowed" to propose marriage to men. "I expect that more women than ever will be proposing in 2008," Dr. Sheri Jacobson, a relationship... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Cool Intentions [Japan]
  A new "schoolboy cafe" in Tokyo has waiters who look and act like teenage boarding school students as they flirt with the customers, mostly "office ladies in their twenties and thirties," reports... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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