Jezebel Monday, February 25, 2008

• Drew & Justin Look Drunk; Kate Bundles Up; Lindsay & Samantha Go On Grand Tour [Snap Judgments (weekend Edition)]
  Welcome back to the Monday morning edition of Snap Judgment, in which we publish the celebrity snaps that came in over the earlier part of the weekend. Inside: Drew Barrymore and BF celebrate her... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• No Showdown Between Angelina, Brad & Jennifer (Boo!) [Dirt Bag]
  There was a lot of buzz about Brangelina meeting up with Jennifer Aniston at a pre-Oscars party, but Brad and Angie skipped the bash! No showcase showdown... Yet. [Mirror] Angelina and Brad are... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• The New York Times has a bit of a problem ... [New York Times]
  The New York Times has a bit of a problem in its breaking news headline regarding the Oscars: 'Old Country for Old Men' Wins Best Picture. Maybe the fact checkers are sleeping on the job because the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Liveblogging The Oscars: Zzzzzz Country For Boring Montages [And The Winner Is]
  The show is on! Maybe you're in an Oscar pool at work? Maybe you have all your money on No Country For Old Men? Maybe you didn't see a single nominated film but you just want to check out the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Diablo Cody: A Flash Of Leg, A Tear, And An Oscar [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("cooch_cover.flv", 463, 387,"");Juno scribe Diablo Cody, who was nominated along two other female writers this evening, just won the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay, and we're... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Ellen Page: Your Dress Is Pretty -- Don't Look Miserable [Snap Judgment]
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• Josh Brolin And Diane Lane: Gonna Make Beautiful Babies [Snap Judgment]
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• The Dictionary Definition Of Glamour? See Here [Snap Judgment]
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• Julian Schnabel and Olatz Garmendia: The Diving Bell And The Butterfly [Snap Judgment]
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• Good For Lisa Rinna. Seriously. [Snap Judgment]
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• Kristen Chenowith Finally Dresses Like A Woman And Not A Tween [Snap Judgment]
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• I Didn't Get To Wear Valentino When I was 15, Miley Cyrus [Snap Judgment]
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• Marion Cotillard: Je T'Aime [Snap Judgment]
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• Gary Busey Scares The Crap Out Of Jennifer Garner And Ryan Seacrest [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("garybusey_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");Just as Ryan Seacrest was about to interview Jennifer Garner on the Oscars red carpet, Gary Busey menacingly shouted out, "Ryan! Ryan Seacrest!... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Marlee Matlin: Where Have You Been? Missed You! [Snap Judgment]
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• Just Me Or Does Javier Bardem Look Like Jeffrey Dean Morgan's Twin? [Snap Judgment]
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• Cate Blanchett: Prettiest Pregnant On The Block [Snap Judgment]
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• Daniel Day-Lewis And Rebecca Miller: Beauty And The Beastly Dress [Snap Judgment]
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• Viggo's Hot Date [Snap Judgment]
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• Note To Self: Become Cocktail Waitress And Go On <i>Fear Factor</i> [Snap Judgment]
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• Penelope Cruz Caught Jessica Alba's Feathery Frock Disease [Snap Judgment]
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• Why Does Renee Zellwegger Look Like Her Carolina Herrera Smells Funky? [Snap Judgment]
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• Did Calista And Harrison Fall Asleep In The Limo On The Way Over? [Snap Judgment]
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• Katherine Heigl Makes A Better Marilyn Than Lohan [Snap Judgment]
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• We Heart Michael Bluth [Snap Judgment]
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• Jennifer Hudson: Better Off Without ALT [Snap Judgment]
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• Anne Hathaway: Everything's Coming Up Roses [Snap Judgment]
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• Jennifer Garner Stays In Style Despite Scare [Snap Judgment]
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• Diablo Cody: A Little Spotty [Snap Judgment]
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• Amy Adams Should Marry The Proenza Schouler Boys [Snap Judgment]
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• Jessica Alba Will Not Discuss Her Feathered Bosom With Seacrest [Snap Judgment]
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• Saoirse Ronan Should Mentor Miley Cyrus [Snap Judgment]
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• Cameron Diaz: Washed Out, Broke [Snap Judgment]
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• Keri Russell: Ballerina Dress And Bad Posture [Snap Judgment]
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• John Travolta's Hair: Clearly Came From A Can [Snap Judgment]
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• Helen Mirren: Still The Queen [Snap Judgment]
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• Oscars Liveblog: Live From The Red Carpet [Fashion Show]
  The Oscars: They're on! With no striking writers, all of Hollywood can finally dress up in expensive shit and allow us to both champion and mock their fashion choices. Considering we haven't had an... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Independent Spirit Awards Attendees Stuck To B&W [The Good, The Bad & The Ugly]
  The Independent Spirit Awards are sort like the alt-prom to the Oscars: The so-called "indie" crowd -- plus mainstream celebs posing as hipsters for the evening -- turn out to honor work that is... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Annuale: The Birth Control Pill That Will Grow You A Second Vagina [Clips]
  Those who are creeped out by Seasonale -- the birth control pill that enables women to menstruate just four times a year -- will enjoy this parody from last night's SNL. It's a commercial for... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Tina Fey On <i>SNL</i>: "Bitch Is The New Black" [Clips]
  Former head Saturday Night Live writer and Emmy Award-winner Tina Fey hosted SNL last night, which included a return appearance on her old perch at the Weekend Update desk. During the segment,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Angelina Jolie Got A Big Ol' Bump [Snap Judgment]
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