Jezebel Saturday, February 23, 2008

• <i>Celebrity Rehab</i>: Jessica Sierra's Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Of Booze And Jail [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("celebrehabsierra_jez.flv", 463, 387,"");It's nearing the end of her stay in Celebrity Rehab, and on last night's episode, Jessica Sierra showed an increasing amount of anxiety about... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Hot Nationalist Girls Gone Wild! [News Roundup]
  The latest YouTube sensation: Serbs in white jeans go on a shoplifting spree in heroic protest of Kosovar independence! It is like the "Chocolate Rain" of crappy people. They don't even seem drunk.... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• You know what they say about morticians: ... [China]
  You know what they say about morticians: they see a lot of death! A mortician in China during the sixties and seventies has also seen: angry mobs loot his crematorium and use the furnace to melt... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Courtney Love Has Us Concerned [Snap Judgment]
  [Hollywood, February 22. Image via x17] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• If Only Michelle Obama Had Majored In <i>Women's</i> Studies... [Term Papers]
  Michelle Obama's senior thesis from Princeton has been the subject of more speculation than...uh... those secret Enron Cheney energy task force papers and Tyra and Scarlett Johansson's noses and... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Mark Ronson Will Point You In The Right Direction [Snap Judgment]
  [London, February 22. Image via INFDaily.com] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Black models aren't the only creatives of ... [Diversity Watch]
  Black models aren't the only creatives of color getting the shaft: according to a U.S.C. Study quoted in the New York Times, females and non-whites are grossly underrepresented in films nominated for... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• This Week We Binged On Ex-Lax And Tyra [The Week That Was]
  We live video-blogged the premiere of America's Next Top Model, menstrual cycle 10! We got really meta and Tracie's dog peed everywhere with glee. We admitted the most destructive things we did to... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Oscar, Oscar, Oscar []
  The Academy Awards are this Sunday, and we'll be taking a break from our self-imposed, no-blogging-on-weekends edict to "cover" them! Join us (Tracie, Jen, maybe Dodai!) at 6pm EST for a liveblog of... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• TGIF [Snap Judgment]
  [Japan, February 17. Images via Getty.] Japanese Macaque monkeys relax in the hot spring at the Jigokudani (Hell's Valley) Monkey Park in Jigokudani, Nagano, Japan. This Macaque troop regularly... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• If Natalie Portman Is "Not Going To Make An Effort" By Getting Implants, She Should Just Stay Home [Missdemeanors]
  Oh, Missdemeanors. So very necessary, unfortunately. Because who else is going to issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity? This week: Model Laetita Casta just... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Reader Roundup []
  Best Comment of the Day, in response to Extended Sex And The City Trailer: Carrie Gets Jilted! (LOL): "Watching this show in 2008 is like when you hang out with your slutty drunk old friend who you... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Why Doesn't Ginger Spice Get More Respect? [Fuck Posh]
  Geri Halliwell took time out of the Spice Girls Reunion tour Jennie's been wetting herself over to pay a visit on my hometown yesterday. She hung out with old geezers and talked about AIDS in Africa.... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Plastic Dreams [Oh, Cult]
  These homemade Barbie Tarot Cards are several different kinds of amazing, and based on the Rider-Waite deck you may be more familiar with. Writes the creator, Michelle Erica Green, "As a feminist...... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Scarlett Johansson Doesn't Pay Attention To Woody Allen [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("scarjokelly_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");Woody Allen may be obsessed with muse Scarlett Johansson, but we're thinking that maybe she isn't nearly as interested in him. Despite the fact... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• <i>ANTM</i> Alum Jaslene: My Clavicles, Let Me Show You Them [Snap Judgment]
  [New York, February 21. Image via Splash.] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• <i>The Cat Ate My Gymsuit</i>: A Pocket Full Of Orange Pits [Fine Lines]
  Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wrinkled look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Russell Crowe And Son Charlie Take The Stairs [Snap Judgment]
  [Beverly Hills, CA; February 21. Image via INFdaily.com] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• The New Old Navy: Better Than Bitten [Fashion Show]
  Old Navy wants to be less, well, "old". Which is why the trailer is re-launching and re-imaging itself as a younger and hipper (while still affordable) brand with the debut of something called the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Going Hungry [Annals Of Anorexia]
  Get with the times: Anorexia is out and orthorexia is in. Orthorexia is when a person essentially refrains from eating certain things under the guise of being on a special diet (like Gwyenth's... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• <i>Top Model</i> Alums From Cycles 1 - 9 On <i>Tyra</i> [You Wanna Be On Top]
  newVideoPlayer("antmrenunion_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");Girls from each cycle of America's Next Top Model (except cycle 5) were on Tyra on Wednesday. Seriously, she should have those girls on at... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Yes, I Am Living With An Older Man & A Younger Man! Love, Tilda Swinton [Snap Judgment]
  [Los Angeles, February 21. Image via Splash.] Earlier: As reported, 47-year-old Tilda Swinton has a 29-year old boyfriend named Sandro and a 67-year-old partner and baby-daddy named John. But did... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• <I>Glamour</i> Changes Stance On How Long It Should Take To Fix Your Hair [Cover Lies]
  We give lady mags a lot of crap for saying the same thing over and over over again again etc. ad infinity whatevs. So imagine how refreshing to see a marked change on the March Glamour cover! Last... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Burning Up [Hot]
  After her car broke down in front of the station, a 20-year-old New Hampshire woman climbed into a ladder fire truck and refused to get out. Police finally extricated her, then charged her with... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Behind The Scenes Of <i>Juno</i> With "Diablo Cody" [Clips]
  For those of you whose expectations of Juno fell way short of the crazy amount of hype it received, here's a pretty great spoof on the film and its screenwriter, Diablo Cody, played by Jackie Clarke... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• This Had Better Not Be Seal's Sex Face [Snap Judgment]
  [Los Angeles, CA; February 21. Image via INFdaily.com] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Parents Are Signing Unborn Children Up For Posh Preschools [The Brat Race]
  The Wall Street Journal discusses a problem plaguing the petite bourgeoisie: So many people are signing up for the few desirable day care spots in major cities, that parents have started applying for... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Daily Cavity [International Female]
  Do you want to keep your vagina covered but hate the idea of wearing actual underwear? Do you wear thongs but wish you had something more uncomfortable to wear? Daily Candy has the perfect underwear... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Is Marxist Heir Jamie Johnson Actually Becoming Kind Of <i>Hot</i>? [Lad Mag Hag]
  Anyone who saw the documentary Born Rich loves its narrator/maker/protagonist/self hating rich kid Johnson & Johnson heir Jamie Johnon. But no one who saw Born Rich could have anticipated the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Senses Tingling [Spider-man]
  Back in the '70s--when comic books were still read by kids as well as adults--Marvel published a special Planned Parenthood issue of Spider-Man, in which an evil man has plans to control the brains... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Heidi Klum To Will Ferrell: Bite Me [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("Heidi_Klum_on_Leno.flv", 463, 387,"");Last night Heidi Klum dropped by the Tonight show and Jay Leno had a few questions about her recent Sports Illustrated shoot with Will Ferrell.... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Lindsay In D&G: To Make A Cute Girl Look This Ugly, That Takes Fashion [Snap Judgment]
  [Milan, February 21. Image via Bauer-Griffin] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Do Single Women Work More Than Moms With Jobs? [Career Counseling]
  A new study by the UK's Trades Union Congress has found that if you're a single woman in your 30s, you're putting in way more unpaid overtime than men -- or working mothers. Nearly 40% work... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Personally, I think there's an upside to ... [Rape]
  Personally, I think there's an upside to the fact that rape victims are billed for their rape kits. What better to take your mind off what stands to be your life's most damaging trauma than a... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Rachel Bilson To "Design" Bridesmaid Dresses [Rag Trade]
  What the world needs today: a celebrity fashion "collaboration"! The latest is Rachel Bilson, with Brian Reyes, and the apparel in question is bridesmaids dresses, for her BFF's wedding to The O.C.... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Sienna Miller's Flock Of Umbrella Holders [Snap Judgment]
  [On the set of 'GI Joe,' Los Angeles, CA; February 21. Image via INFdaily.com] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Is There Such A Thing As Too Much Relaxin'? [Oprah Says Chillax]
  I usually have few objections to O. Well, there is the matter of that green jacket, but we're here to talk substance, and the cover story "5 Things Every Happy Woman Does", like all women's magazine... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Loose Lips []
  An L.A. county commissioner is trying to crack down on invasive paparazzi with a bill dubbed Britney's Law, and local police chief William Bratton does not give a fuck. "What we need is Britney... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• An Ode To Our Sponsors [Sponsors]
  On this date in 1892, Edna St. Vincent Millay, the first woman to receive the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry, was born. "First Fig" goes thusly: "My candle burns at both ends; / It will not last the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Really, Jared Leto? <i>Really?</i> [Snap Judgment]
  [Los Angeles, February 21. Image via Bauer-Griffin] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Extended <i>Sex And The City</i> Trailer: Carrie Gets Jilted! (LOL) [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("satctrailer2_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");A longer version of the Sex and the City trailer has been released, and it's much more "informative" than the last trailer, which was basically... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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