Jezebel Thursday, February 21, 2008

• Angelina Buckles Up While Brad Gets Ready To Bolt [Snap Judgment]
  [Brentwood, California; February 20. Image via Flynet] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Avril: Hey, Hey, You, You, I Think You Might Be Knocked Up [Dirt Bag]
  Avril Lavigne is pregnant! Maybe! [News.com.au] Janet Jackson has been asking designers like Badgley Mischka for bridal gown samples! Is she going to marry that gremlin Jermaine Dupri? [Page... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Live Streaming Video: <i>America's Next Top Model</i> Menstrual Cycle 10 [You Wanna Be On Top]
  This is the moment we've been looking forward to since...whenever the hell cycle 9 ended. For this live blog, we're doing something a little bit different: We're live-streaming us watching the show... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Alicia Silverstone: Off The Airbus & Cute As A Button [Snap Judgment]
  [LAX, February 19. Image via Bauer-Griffin] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• BREAKING OMG: Did John McCain Bone Blonde Lobbyist?! [News Roundup]
  Maybe no.. But he would have, if loyal advisers had not protected him from himself! Loyal advisers who are now telling the Times all about it? (Loyal advisers who wish he had left the GOP? Seems... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Marni aspires to be Prada, but isn't: More ... [Fashion Show]
  Marni aspires to be Prada, but isn't: More often than not, it's just referential. Never has this been more apparent that with the label's fall/winter 2008 collection, which was painfully derivative... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• John Mayer Breaks A Sweat, If Not A Smile [Snap Judgment]
  [Santa Monica, February 19. Image via x17] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Tampires: Tampons That Want To Suck Your Blood [Clips]
  Tampires Above is a clip of a commercial for a fake line of tampons called Tampires. The entire idea is so genius and the headline writers/horror enthusiasts in us can't believe we never thought of... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Cameron Diaz Flips The (Baby) Bird? [Snap Judgment]
  [Los Angeles, February 19. Image via x17] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• "Now That You're Gone" is the name of a song ... [Sheryl Crow]
  "Now That You're Gone" is the name of a song on Sheryl Crow's newest album. It's about a guy. Nearly a year following their last confrontation, she confesses to "shaking even talking about it again,"... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Fashion Show [Fashion Show]
  Okay, someone call Interpol: I think something's happened to Roberto Cavalli. The greatest Project Runway guest judge ever showed in Milan today and the collection looked shockingly un-Cavalli... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson Fly Incognito [Snap Judgment]
  [LAX, February 20. Image via Bauer-Griffin.] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Are You Teacher's Pet, Even At The Gym? [Let's Get Physical]
  In today's Observer, former Gawkerette and Friend-of-Jezebel Doree Shafrir writes about the gym pets phenomenon. If you're a regular gym-goer, you know the type: They use the same bike during every... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Reputed Anti-Semite Favors Northern European Style Of Shoes, Car [Snap Judgment]
  [Malibu, February 19. Image via Flynet] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Loose Lips []
  Hey guys, check out these supermodels from the 80s and 90s. You know, when supermodels were allowed to eat solids? They looked amazing. • Scar Jo and Natalie Portman met Prince Charles at the London... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Universities Battle Unconventional Forms Of Sexual Harassment [Sexual Politics]
  Sexual harassment is nothing new on college campuses. But Tufts University, which happens to be my alma mater, is experiencing an outbreak of female trouble that goes beyond your run of the mill... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• You Wanna Be On Top [Antm]
  We're live blogging the season premiere of America's Next Top Model tonight. And this time, we're doing an extra special Mystery Science Theater 3000-esque live stream of the Jezebel editors watching... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• The Vampire Lestat Lurks Over Amy Winehouse [Snap Judgment]
  [London, February 20. Image via Bauer-Griffin] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Fat Isn't Contagious, So Why Doesn't Anyone Want To Sit Next To This Woman? [Getting Heavy]
  newVideoPlayer("Today_Show_Fat_Contagious.flv", 463, 387,"");Kim Brittingham appeared on the Today show this morning because she made a fake book called Fat Is Contagious: How Sitting Next To A Fat... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Reader Roundup []
  Best Comment of the Day, in response to My Vagina Is Not Obscene: "It's a vagina, not a swastika." We say: Word. Now we need to get to work on our next womanifesto: Mein Cunt. • Worst, in response to... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• The Gap Is Dead; Long Live H&M. So Do You Buy <i>More</i> Or Less Regrettable Clothing Now? [Sale Of The Century]
  Not much has gotten better since the nineties. The radio, for one, has gotten much worse. Magazines and newspapers totally suck now. In real terms the minimum wage has barely increased. Why, in my... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Fashion Show [Fashion Show]
  I've always loved the fresh, young, and decidedly female perspective that 32-year old Frida Giannini brought to the House of Gucci following the masochistic and misogynistic reign of Tom Ford. And... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• "What's Your Stance On Making Out With A Coworker?" [Pot Psychology]
  newVideoPlayer("potpsych3.flv", 463, 387,"");It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Did we mention?... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Tyra Banks Wears Brown, Looks Down [Snap Judgment]
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• Awesome British Lass Gives Women's Magazines Her Best Left Hook [Maghag]
  We love to complain that the greatest crime perpetuated by women's magazine editors that they publish the old same crap under different covers month after month, year after year. Well, yesterday, we... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Linda Evangelista Goose-Steps In Style [Snap Judgment]
  [Beverly Hills, February 19. Image via INFDaily.com] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Yes, Virgins, There <i>Is</i> A G-Spot! You Just May Need Some Injections To Fix Yours [Nothin But A G Thang]
  The G-spot. Is it possible we have never really discussed this apocryphal palace of erogoversy on Jezebel before? Hey, let's end that now. First, the news: the G-spot is not a myth invented by the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Fake Housewife Of New York City []
  Thanks, Babble, for pointing out Cookie mag's new socialite/mommy column by Tatiana Boncompagni Hoover, the daughter of an Italian Princess and wife of a vacuum cleaner scion. Tatty wants us to know... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Is Elisabeth Hasselbeck Afraid Of Whoopi Goldberg? [Clips]
  newVideoPlayer("whoophassle_jezebel.flv", 463, 387,"");Today on The View, there was some tension between conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck and moderator Whoopi Goldberg. The two women were discussing... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Scarlett & Natalie: Which Boleyn Had The Most Beautiful Dress? [Snap Judgment]
  [London, February 19. Images via FilmMagic.] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Young Adult Novels Plumb New Depths Of Product Placement [Tweenage Wasteland]
  About a year ago, I was desperate to review Dial L For Loser from the New York Times best-selling tween book series The Clique. I thought the title was hilarious and I wanted to see what sort of... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Supermodel Rachel Hunter: Toilet Paper Is In For Spring [Snap Judgment]
  [Beverly Hills, February 19. Image via Flynet] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• The Secret To Selling Sneakers Lies Between A Lady's Legs [Clips]
  To be honest, we don't know what the hell the narrator is saying in this vintage Asics sneaker ad from Japan. And why the company used the spread legs of a young lady to sell its running shoes is... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• "I am flying home to see my kid. I cannot ... [Sherri Shepherd]
  "I am flying home to see my kid. I cannot wait to take my clothes off. I always walk around naked in front of my son. Last time you asked me when I'd stop taking a bath with him. I'm not sure when... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• <i>Sports Illustrated</i> V. <i>New York</i>: Which Is Smuttier? [Porn Ultimatums]
  When it comes to the whole "What is porn" debate I generally apply the old "I know it when I see it" saw. So when two respected mainstream magazines were recently accused of peddling "filth" I... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Lourdes: Is That Hot Fudge On Her Pinkberry Or Am I Just Hungry? [Snap Judgment]
  [Los Angeles, February 19. Image via x17.] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Prada Manages To Make Lace Anything But Dainty [Fashion Show]
  Prada is, always, the biggest show of each fashion season. No one manages to be ahead of the trends quite like that PhD-holder Miuccia Prada, whose wares women love and men can't even find remotely... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• Katherine Heigl Tours Gay Paree With Main Gay [Snap Judgment]
  [Paris, February 19. Images via x17] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Collapses, Britney's Meds Kick In [Midweek Madness]
  Another Wednesday, another Midweek Madness! This week, Angelina and J. Lo share one cover, while Suri Cruise gets her own. The rest are dominated by the Spears clan: Britney, Jamie Lynn, Sean and... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• A Los Angeles high school confiscated an ... [My Vagina Is Not Obscene]
  A Los Angeles high school confiscated an issue of the school paper because of the presence of an anatomically-correct diagram of a vagina. "The special Valentine's Day issue of Grover Cleveland High... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

• In Japan, Ugly Economy = Pretty Hair [Jezenomics]
  If you live in Japan and you're wondering where the economy is headed, just check out women's haircuts. A Japanese cosmetics company has noticed that when times are good, hair stays long. Short... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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