Robots are stronger than you
This is obvious, they are made of metal and your are most likely made of some muscle but mostly fat (we're in america right?)
Robots are smarter than you
I don't care how many minors you got, or that you have a useless PhD from Stanford in chemical engineering or something, it's a robot. It has like 100 brains compared to yours which cost 100K to train...
Robots don't care if you were drunk
The robot isn't going to "let it go" because you were wasted. You know that time your pal bobby tried to punch out your other friend, but he let it go because of the 3 vodka tonics, well. Robots don't' care.
Robots don't get tired
This one is pretty obvious too, he's got more stamina than you have and will outlast you. The only way to combat this issue is to drink like 12 cans of jolt mixed with red bull before the fight and MAYBE you can out spaz him.
Robots will make it personal
Remember terminator? Well he went back in time to kill the kids mom. I mean, he wasn't even born yet. If you start a fight with a robot and he goes "Hey, one sec, I'll BRB". Chances are it's too late and he's stabbing your mom right now, but like 35 years ago.
Robots WOULD hit a girl
Girls can get away with a lot of stuff sometimes, because they are women, but robots don't care. Ladies, don't try it just because you think the robots have some sort of chip that makes them respect women more, THEY DON'T.
Chuck Norris fought a robot AND LOST
This is the same guy that brought a baby deer back to life, just so he could punch it. His tears cure cancer and he pretty much can round house kick anything. But in a battle of Texas Ranger vs Machine, Walker did not succeed.
Robots are unstable emo shutins
You may think robots are fine being alone in a closet waiting to work, but this makes them very sad and lonely. It also makes them fly off the handle if provoked. It's a little like a home schooled child who can't really operate in society. Robots are easily angered because they lack normal social skills.
Robots probably eat babies
This has never been proven as fact, but they need to eat something as fuel right? Would you really want to fight something that eats babies?
Robots watch UFC ALL DAY
They are robots, and get free cable, and can pretty much watch a UFC fight all day while working or being emo. So they know like every move.
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