"Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses," and other great Dorothy Parker quotes.

• "Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses"
  

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• "Four be the things I'd have been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."
  

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• "Take care of luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."
  

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• "Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
  

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• "Scratch a lover, and find a foe."
  

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• "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. "
  Her response when asked to use "horticulture" in a sentence.

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• "That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say No in any of them."
  

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• " I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I'm under the table; after four I'm under the host."
  

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• "I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
  

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• "She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B."
  Amazingly, she said this of Katherine Hepburn.

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• "Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life."
  

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• "If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. "
  

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• "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
  Not Winston Churchill, or Tom Waits.

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• "The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. "
  This one has a lot of meaning for me.

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