American Santa
Yup... Santa was born in America. Didn't you know? He was born in Florida in a swamp boat. Indeed.
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American Elephant
This is just obnoxious. Must be one of those Montana wild elephants. Santa's father raised them in the everglades and they migrated over the years.
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Batman
Because nothing celebrates the Christmas season like Batman doing a catwalk across your tree.
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Booze bottles
Doesn't everyone associate booze with the holidays? This year I'm drinking Absinthe.... gotta mix it up a bit :)
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Engraved heirloom
Now this is a nice ornament.
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Guitars
These should be MUCH bigger and under the tree with a bow!
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Homer
Is there anything that the Simpson's hasn't merchandised? That will be me on x-mas morning, but it won't be the cat...it will be a raccoon.
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Boobs
For some reason I picture TheRobin's Christmas tree covered with this ornament, no other decorations...just boobs. (maybe a few booze bottles I suppose)
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Thingy
I'm not sure what this is....or why it's on a tree.
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Snoopy
Again, on a x-mas tree? Maybe Snoopy works for Batman.
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Starfish
A Hawaiian Christmas? Dig out your Elvis holiday records.
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Pointy thing
No tree is complete without some random pointy thing on it!
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Sweaters
Again...something that belongs UNDER the tree.. not on it!!
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What the f@&k!?!
There is no reasonable explenation for this ornament!
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