.... an elephant is tap dancing on my eyelids.
....the fog has set in, and it's thick!
....I just went 12 rounds with Suger Ray Leonard.
....raccoons have ate my brain.
....the third person on a hot date, in the way and awkward.
....it's not firing on all cylinders. (just like Bush)
....the last pickled egg in the jar.
....a running motor with no oil.
....mental diaharea.
....an old shoe. Ripped and stained with very little "sole" remaining.
....bad fish chowder.
....a stale piece of melba toast.
....an old container of glue, dried up and useless.
....a boat anchor that was thrown overboard with no rope.
....a turd. Not a fancy turd, just a plain ol' turd.
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