Beer, the cause of and solution to, all life's problems.
Homer Simpson
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.
Dorothy Parker. Check out the link above for many more quotes from Dorothy Parker.
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All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
Homer Simpson
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I drink to make other people interesting.
George Jean Nathan.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes
Oscar Wilde. Another master of putting words together in ways that stick true.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
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The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get
Joe Walsh
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Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets
Arthur, played by Dudley Moore.
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Anonymous
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They talk of my drinking but never my thirst.
Scottish saying.
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When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn't depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession.
Danny McGoorty
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Drinking is a way of ending the day.
Earnest Hemingway.
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I never eat breakfast on an empty stomach.
WC Fields
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Earnest Hemingway
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Henry Lawson
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This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
Samuel Johnson
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The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
Richard Braunstein
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I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
George Best
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There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
Ben Franklin
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
Casey Stengel
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I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Noel Coward
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Why is there so much wine left at the end of my money?
Milan Maximovich
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Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
Steve Allen. Love the glasses!
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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Martin Mull
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