On back of someone's halfton truck with my head hanging over the tailgate.
This sucked! Someone took my beer. I should have stashed it.
In my own bathtub.
It's an easy premise.... even if you are COVERED in mud from the gig the night before, don't take a bath till you sober up! Comprende? Get some sleep first... you can wash your bedsheets.
Up to my chest in a river.
Yup. Dumbass eh? Not sure what I was thinking. The crew found me lying on the shoreline up to my chest in the water, head flopped back on the ground.
THIS is the reason I no longer drink Jack Daniels. I was drinking a few other things that night... but I blame the Jack.
Man...that whole night could be a book of it's own.
Laying across the front seat of my old car with my head and arms out the passenger door.
No, I didn't have my keys.
In a tent that had 1 inch plus of water in it.
There was a flash thunderstorm at the pit party....we partied in the brief but heavy rain. I guess I wasn't thinking when I got into the tent later that night and fell asleep. I have never in my life woken up with muscle cramps like that....wow.
Someones porch.
It was the back porch. I don't even recall who's party or house it was. I guess I needed a siesta.
In the hallway at my cousins party.
NEVER mix different booze. Bad idea! On the menu that night....1 quart of lemon gin, 6 pack Mooshead pale ale and a 1.5l bottle of Kelly's wine/port (it's like hermit's wine). I woke up with half the wine...and a huge elephant sitting on my head.
Walking across the room at a party.
Yup... on the move even. Lights out!! BAM! That was a bad evening. I woke up with my head under the bathroom sink tap getting soaked.
In a ditch.
I was hitchhiking to a friends house in the middle of the night. i remember resting against a guardrail, then being on the ground behind the rail a little ways over the bank. Must have been comfortable, I was there for a while.
I will add to this list as the memories return.
This is a picture of me around 1995..... that is me with tipping the vodka (check out the suave hair, there's little more than I have now)
That was breakfast. Gotta get the day going.
