in the leaves while I'm raking them
in the bottom of a trash can
peeking out of a pumpkin
on the deck rail
at the door
climbing up a wall
cut up in my food
on the laps of little children
in my hands or in anyone else's hands who is near me
in the car engine
lying on top of the doorjamb
crawling through a grapevine wreath
coming down the stairs
in a wine bottle
"Snake Wine is an Asian beverage found mainly in Vietnam, Thailand, and Laos, and which is known as a natural medicine to treat different health problems such as rheumatism, lumbago, sweat of limbs and other health problems or pain, but Snake wine is also a strong natural aphrodisiac.
The bottle proposed here is 25 cm tall, almost 10 inches, and features 2 real snakes, 1 Cobra snake and 1 Green tree snake Trimeresurus gramineus."
You can order this at the link above.
slithering across a book I'm reading
around my neck
in the bathtub
"Another day, another bizarre world record for Jackie Bibby, 'The Texas Snake Man'. Bibby spent about 45 minutes in a see-through bathtub with 87 rattlesnakes, shattering his own record by 12 snakes just in time for Guinness World Records Day, which is Thursday. The record was certified by a Guinness official."
in the toilet
on my back while getting a massage
"Ada Barak's spa in the north of Israel offers its guests a chance to be massaged by snakes.
Barak, who uses California and Florida King snakes, corn snakes and milk snakes in her treatments, says she was inspired by her belief that once people get over any initial misgivings, they find physical contact with the creatures to be soothing.
During the massage, which costs 300 shekels ($A89.85), Barak releases six non-venomous snakes onto the backs of her customers and allows them to slither around.
It is said that the massage has a therapeutic effect on aching muscles and stiff joints."
in my pants
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