"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
"Coffee break's over. Back on your heads!"
"Uh oh. You're not gonna like Wednesdays."
"A brunette with bad breath."
What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head?
"That's ok. They kicked us out of Winn-Dixie too."
"What is this, some kind of joke?"
A priest, a rabbi and a kangaroo walk into a bar.
"You're not in this for the hunting, are you?"
"Bartender says, 'Why the long face?'"
Celine Dion walks into a bar...
"You and me."
"Naaaaaaaah. Thaaaaaaaat's my Daaaaaaaaad."
Guy drives by a kid on a fence watching a man having sex with a sheep...
"Because they taste funny."
Why cannibals won't eat clowns.
"Nice belt."
What the 0 said to the 8.
"Not really. It all happened so fast."
A snail gets mugged by two turtles...
"Arrrrgh. It's drivin' me nuts!"
Guy in the men's room notices a pirate with a steering wheel on his dick...
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