Jessica Simpson
I would love to watch the two of them "stupid" each other to death.
Britney Spears
It would awesome if Brit talked Paris into shaving her hair off
Jesus
Now that she's found God, it would be nice for her to have a long extended sit down with JC to just shoot da shit... I predict he would beg to be re-crucified within a day.
Nicole Richie
The guards would think they are on a hunger strike.
Lindsay Lohan
This one may actually happen.... let's get this bi*ch off the streets and into the slammer, stat!
Jessica Alba
This one is just a little fantasy I have.
Tom Cruise
It would be hilarious to watch Paris try to jump Tom's bones. All the while, Tom is dreaming of David Beckham.
Rosie O'Donnell
Rosie would teach her how to finish what she's eating. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more...
OnMyList
List your pants off!