With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Were you out on sick leave?
We just wanted to say it with flowers.
We know how you like to recycle.
Did you push that Easy Button before you left?
You mean it isn't your birthday?
We wanted to soften the blow of returning to work.
You've got mail.
Hey, it was no problem to water your keyboard while you were gone.
I know it hurts, but I love you !
