The oil company is lookin for oil in Maine and New Hampshire...... and their hopes are high.
The Diamond mine you invested in is owned and operated by a man named General Uwinda, and the company is in Africa
Your broker has moved to Havana and cut his phone line, not giving you his new number.
You invested in a company called Yugo.
When you call your broker..... laughter ensues when they answer.
You bought stock in canned air.
You backed Ashley Simpson's last tour.
You bought stock in Pan Am the day before they declared bankruptcy
you purchased a fleet of Chevy "Chevette's", hoping they would become classics.
You have a disco collection.
You were positive that Garbage Pail Kids toys were gonna be the next big thing.
You were a silent investor in the movie "Jiggli"
You bought into "Euro Disney"
You have a stake in Halliburton.... you are making money..... but your gonna burn in hell!
You own stock with Air Canada......... excuse me, could you pass the rope so I may hang myself?!! Thanks!
OnMyList
List your pants off!