I saw two trees in our front yard fight over a dog.
the fish are getting ticks.
the rivers have been running every other day.
the chicken crossed the road...and was fried.
to save water, the Baptists are sprinkling and the Methodists are wiping with a damp cloth.
the cows are giving evaporated milk.
we are picking baked beans out of the garden.
both taps are running hot water.
we are feeding the chickens crushed ice so they won't lay hard-boiled eggs.
the funeral processions are detouring through the Dairy Freeze.
the birds have been using hot pads to pull the worms out of the ground.
It's hot.
the worms have been volunteering for fishing duty.
the fleas are trading in their fur coats for cotton.
the men are starting to shave their legs.
the buzzards flying overhead are carrying their own water.
I suspect they are looking for me.
I have been simmering for the past two weeks, and I'm done.
(thanks to many former and fellow sufferers for the descriptions)