grey hair
what is this? i swear, the number of grey hairs in my head have spawned exponentially. i am very disturbed, and may be hitting the bottle soon.
biological clock
i used to think i had all the time in the world before i had to think about having kids. when i turned thirty, the statistics turned on me. now i DO have to worry about it.
bedtime
if i'm not in bed by 10:30 on a week night, my entire next day is ruined.
liquor
what is it with these hangovers? they last all day, i'm grumpy and my head hurts. used to be one large dr. pepper, and i was good to go.
wrinkles
i've got to stop looking so closely. i think i'm being paranoid.
memory
i can't remember what i did two days ago. at all.
college kids
they appear to be just that. kids.
i remember my mom being 30
and thinking she was old.
OnMyList
List your pants off!