Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the heck alone.
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
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It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
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Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
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Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
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Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.
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