He doesn't open the door for you.
Honestly. Ask yourself: did he ever? Oh wait... was he your chauffeur?
He doesn't cook anymore.
C'mon. Guys? Cook? Who are you dating? A chef?
He smokes after sex.
Um... Maybe he's just a smoker? Or better yet... a pothead?
He's always busy.
C'mon... guys have needs too. Don't question his privacy. What else can he be possibly doing in the restroom alone???
He likes to put on fragrance.
Can you say "metrosexual"?
He works late.
Yeah... isn't that better than no job?
He doesn't call anymore.
Maybe he ran out of minutes? Or better yet.... he's stuck in the middle of the mountains with no reception???
Yea... but it's been months.
Okay... then it must have been over!
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