quotes from "the hills"
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my brain is oozing out of my ears.
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"go with your gut. but use your head."
LC's love life advice to audrina.
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"O. M. G. oh my god."
when heidi announced her engagement.
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"i'm gonna give you half my money. all you gotta do is make my food and hang out with me."
spencer's take on marriage before he met heidi.
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"if it was just, like, any other guy, i'd be, like, no."
LC on if she likes audrina's boyfriend.
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"i mean. well you like me. that's why we have these issues. we have a choice. to be at peace, you know. like, kick rocks. be acquaintances. or we can be cool with each other and enjoy the company and have fun with each other."
audrina's boyfriend on the future of their relationship.
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"i want to forgive you." (pause) "and i want to forget you."
lauren to heidi. oh snap!
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"we've been fighting about all this wedding stuff. i feel like i'm in a relationship with a five year old."
heidi to workmate. by all means then! get married!
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"abby, abby, alex, allison, allison, bambi, britney, blonde britney, vegas britney...."
lauren reading brody's contact list on his phone.
like, that was in English, right? Because, like, I could totally read it! But I was all, "huh? and "what?" and MTV was all, "yeah, we used to play music-cuz, you know...Music Television. now we just play music from 7:30am-9:30am and we call it TRL so you still have to listen to a bunch of screaming idiots in between commercial breaks for Axe Body Spray and cell phones. By the way, here's another insipid season of THE REAL WORLD (as presented by our editors and producers). Enjoy"
I guess that rant was more about MTV in general, sorry. The "characters" on that show would make me laugh more if I didn't see young girls here immulating them.
I guess that rant was more about MTV in general, sorry. The "characters" on that show would make me laugh more if I didn't see young girls here immulating them.
agreed, agreed, agreed. i can't believe i get sucked in to watching this crap. it's like eating junk food...you feel nauseated afterwards. and i so miss the days of "MUSIC" television.
I would've never pegged you for a "Hills" fan, Kelly. I can't believe you can sit through that shit without wanting to stab yourself in the temple with an ice pick to relieve the massive headache unintentionally inflicted by that mess of ditzes and douchebags.
"Don't fall in love, not in this city. we're to young to fall in love"
Season 2 LC consoling Heidi about Spencer.
Season 2 LC consoling Heidi about Spencer.
"homeboy wore combat boots to the beach. i KNOW you don't want to call that your boyfriend."
- LC to audrina about justinbobby
knock it all you want, i'm not ashamed to love it. (i mean, SOMETHING had to replace the OC for me...)
- LC to audrina about justinbobby
knock it all you want, i'm not ashamed to love it. (i mean, SOMETHING had to replace the OC for me...)
oh yes, and:
"WTF?!"
- whitney's reaction to LC's story about heidi's behavior
since when did it become acceptable to regularly speak in acronyms?
"WTF?!"
- whitney's reaction to LC's story about heidi's behavior
since when did it become acceptable to regularly speak in acronyms?
"so is it justin? or booby? or justin bobby?"
but my 4 favorite words to get the party started..."previosly on the hills and who can forget "i mean he wore combat boots. on the beach!"
but my 4 favorite words to get the party started..."previosly on the hills and who can forget "i mean he wore combat boots. on the beach!"
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