My top 10 favorite quotes from The Office, Season 1
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Thank you very much, sir! You are a gentleman and a scholar...Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. My mistake. That was a woman I was talking to...so, she had a very low voice. Probably a smoker.
- Michael Scott (Pilot)
2
I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go, because then, I might...It's just, I don't think it's many little girls dream to be a receptionist.
- Pam Beesly (Pilot)
3
In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.
- Dwight Schrute (Health Care)
4
Okay, first let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?
- Dwight Schrute (Health Care)
I also love Michael's response: "Uh, none. You're picking a health care plan."
I also love Michael's response: "Uh, none. You're picking a health care plan."
5
Right now this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company, this would be my career. And, uh, if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.
- Jim Halpert (Health Care)
6
I think if I was allergic to dairy I'd kill myself.
- Michael Scott (The Alliance)
7
I think this is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to somebody's head.
- Jim Halpert (Basketball)
8
My fiance has plans for us this Saturday, so I really hope Dwight doesn't make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him. I'm kidding. Kidding. Totally kidding.
- Pam Beesly (Basketball)
9
You hear stories about Dunder-Mifflin in the eighties before people knew how bad cocaine was...gah..man did they move paper!
- Michael Scott (Hot Girl)
10
The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
- Dwight Schrute (Hot Girl)
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