The silliest tv and movie lines
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These make great subject lines to your boss, or responses to text messages from annoying friends.
Those double-crossing, sexy-sexy sluts!
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I'm not the one who called the Dali Lama a fag!
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I'm a gender-challenged male.
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The grunion are running.
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no one is interested in my underpants
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I'm going door-to-door collecting for static cling.
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Ewww your breath smells like kitty litter!
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now just eat your cinnamon buns, and stop being a bad dog
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For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
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beans are neither fruit, nor musical
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Let's go drink till we can't feel feelings any more.
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I will not send lard through the mail
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Burn the spring chicken!
nerve gas is not a toy
It's times like these when I'm grateful for all things chipotle!
This is our hill and these are our beans.
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We will not submit to the tyranny of underwear!
If you put it in your pocket it will toast your nuggets
You're never too young to have a Vietnam flashback
no one wants to hear my armpits
wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things
A burp is not an answer
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
The price is wrong bitch
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Happy gets in a fight with Bob Barker during the Pro-Am tournament.
I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum.
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People who use metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
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Son, you've got a panty on your head
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You can milk anything with nipples.
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Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life
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Oh, that's right, I went there.
You guys are sucky boyfriends.
"and then?" NO "and then?" NO AND THEN!!
Love it...
This is the first list you've had that I could actually comment on. woohoo!
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
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and, of course, from airplane:
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley"
"At'll do, Pig!"
- Babe

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