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The silliest tv and movie lines

01onmylist_thumb By herknees 483 days ago Updated 418 days ago 497 Views 7 Comments
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These make great subject lines to your boss, or responses to text messages from annoying friends.

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Those double-crossing, sexy-sexy sluts!

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Dude, Where's My Car?
2
 

I'm not the one who called the Dali Lama a fag!

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Dude, Where's My Car?
3
 

I'm a gender-challenged male.

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Dude, Where's My Car?
4
 

The grunion are running.

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I'm pretty sure this is Family Guy
5
 

no one is interested in my underpants

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The Simpsons (Bart writing on the chalkboard)
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My crayons all melted together.

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The Simpsons
8
 

I'm going door-to-door collecting for static cling.

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Family Guy
9
 

I've dedicated my life to linguini

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Family Guy
10
 

Ewww your breath smells like kitty litter!

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The Simpsons
11
 

now just eat your cinnamon buns, and stop being a bad dog

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Family Guy
12
 

What did you see? Was it breasts?

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Family Guy
14
 

For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

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Family Guy

15
 

beans are neither fruit, nor musical

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The Simpsons
16
 

I will not instigate revolution

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The Simpsons
17
 

Let's go drink till we can't feel feelings any more.

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Family Guy
18
 

I will not send lard through the mail

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The Simpsons
19
 

Burn the spring chicken!

 
Family Guy
20
 

nerve gas is not a toy

 
Bart Simpson on the Chalkboard (The Simpsons)
21
 

It's times like these when I'm grateful for all things chipotle!

 
22
 

This is our hill and these are our beans.

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Naked Gun
23
 

We will not submit to the tyranny of underwear!

 
Family Guy
24
 

If you put it in your pocket it will toast your nuggets

 
Family Guy
25
 

You're never too young to have a Vietnam flashback

 
Family Guy
26
 

no one wants to hear my armpits

 
The Simpsons - Bart writing on the chalkboard
27
 

wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things

 
Bart Simpson writing on the chalkboard - The Simpsons
28
 

A burp is not an answer

 
Bart Simpson writing on the chalkboard (opening credits) - The Simpsons
29
 

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

 
Family Guy
30
 

The price is wrong bitch

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Happy Gilmore
Happy gets in a fight with Bob Barker during the Pro-Am tournament.

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I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum.

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People who use metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

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As Good As It Gets
33
 

Son, you've got a panty on your head

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Raising Arizona

34
 

You can milk anything with nipples.

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Meet the Parents
35
 

Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life

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Animal House

37
 

Oh, that's right, I went there.

 
Family Guy

7 Comments

 

I love Dude, Where's My Car!
You guys are sucky boyfriends.
"and then?" NO "and then?" NO AND THEN!!
Love it...

This is the first list you've had that I could actually comment on. woohoo!
Pam-oml-avatar-2_thumb Pamposted 483 days ago
family guy constantly has great one-liners.
690384644305_thumb kellyposted 483 days ago
One of the all time stupid and sappiest, from Love Story.
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
http://www.filmsite.org/love.html
Pam-oml-avatar-2_thumb Pamposted 481 days ago
“This is our hill and these are our beans.” - Naked Gun
K_sunglasses_thumb kathybelleposted 481 days ago
kathybelle, that's a good one! I'll add it to the list.
01onmylist_thumb herkneesposted 478 days ago
rock lobster!

and, of course, from airplane:

"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley"
Aw_thumb krist69posted 478 days ago
We used this line a lot after the movie....
"At'll do, Pig!"
- Babe
K_sunglasses_thumb kathybelleposted 467 days ago
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