7 Airplane rules TSA won't tell you
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Introduction
TSA has its own rules for getting in the airport but here are my rules for once you get on the plane.
1
Don't show up five minutes before takeoff and expect to get your surfboard-sized suitcase in the overhead bin.
2
Mind the invisible forcefield and stay on your side of the seat.
3
Your fellow passengers may or may not want to have a conversation with you. Please be aware if you are being ignored.
4
Don't bring fragrant foods on board. No one wants to smell your salami sandwich.
5
Don't hold conversations with your friend across the aisle.
6
Once your seat is reclined to its maximum position, don't keep pushing on the it to get an extra centimeter of recline.
7
The person in the middle gets the arm rests.
If you have a child with you, to whom you have given a package of chocolate covered raisins, and that child, instead of eating the raisins, chooses to throw them at the other passengers, please take the package of raisins away from the child.
Nice list, luckiedog! :-D
Nice list, luckiedog! :-D
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