Apple's Soon to be Released iProducts

The Apple iDoor will be like any door you’ve ever used, except completely new. The iDoor will come equipped with a sensor on the knob that will recognize who you are, and will automatically play your theme song as you enter the room. It will also include an iPeephole, through which you will see Steve Jobs dancing next to whoever is on the other side.

For far-sighted and near-sighted Apple lovers, the new iGlasses will surely dazzle. Watch movies and surf the web right on your lenses. iGlasses automatically change tint and will be able to link up with any iPod so you can control it with your thoughts.

Imagine just holding a pen and having it write for you. With the new Apple iPen, you’ll be able to do that and more. The iPen can also forge over 100,000 signatures, from John Hancock to your Mom. Great for writing excuses or the next great American novel.

James Bond would have loved to have the new iShoe. The iShoe will grow as you grow. No more need to ever buy new shoes, as the iShoe increases in size as your foot gets older. Download new styles anytime. For the kids, try the iShoe nano.

Although rare, sometimes we need a new eye. The iEye is the way to go for all your occular replacement needs. The iEye comes in every color imaginable, and can hold up to 10 gigs of music. And of course, the iEye will help you see normally too. Or try the iEye Shuffle and see the world in technicolors.

iCE is Apple’s first venture in the food and beverage marketplace. Although it looks and tastes just like ice, Apple’s iCE can also be used to surf the internet, make phone calls, store photos, keep contacts, chill beverages, is a safe sweetner, and will never melt.