It's Great to be a Florida Gator! (Saturday? Super Tim wins the Heisman!)
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Introduction
What a guy!!!!! See number 29.
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The Swamp
There are some great stadiums in college football, but there is only one Swamp. Generally acknowledged to be one of the toughset venues in all of sport for visiting teams, and far and away the loudest. You NEVER sit down or stand quietly. A game is is 180 minutes of ear splitting mayhem.

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The Mascots
Albert and Alberta Gator are the best "costume" mascots in college football. Had to throw in the "costume" distinction. Even I know that "Ralphie" the Colorado Buffalo is the coolest overall.

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The logo.
As you travel the world in your Gator gear you'll meet Gators everywhere. The logo makes us easy to spot.

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Tim Tebow
Our Sophomore quarterback. He is already generating Heisman buzz. He is big, he is strong, he is smart, he is motivated, he can throw, AND he can run. Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

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Urban Meyer
Two time National Coach of the year. After going 22-2 at Utah, including an undefeated season in 2004, Meyer came to the Gators in 2005; signing a contract that made him the highest paid college coach ever. He went 9-3 in his first year (disasterous by Gator standards) with the remnants of the Ron Zook era. Last year the Gators went 13-1, winning the BCS Championship 41-14 over the heavily favored THE Ohio State University Buckeyes.

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The Gator Nation (Go Gators)
There is only one requirement for membership; anytime you see a Gator logo being worn, no matter where you are or what you are doing, you get to say, "Go Gators," and you can be confident of the, "Go Gators" return. In 1997, I walked around Munich for a day wearing jeans and a Gators National Championship tee shirt. I heard at least a dozen "Gehen Sie Gators," and responded in kind.
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We have our own rap song.
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You don't even have to be in the stadium to party.
The best place to tailgate ever. Even if you don't have a ticket.
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We gave the world Gatorade.
Not to be outdone, the Florida State science guys invented their own sports drink. But, alas, "Seminole Fluid" never caught on, except with the FSU cheerleaders.
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National Champions......of everything that counts.
Since January of 2006, no other college team has won the championship of anything that counts. That is back to back basketball championships, and the BCS Football Championship.
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The rivalries.
Now the Gators play in the SEC; year in and year out the toughest Conference in the Country. Every year we play LSU, Georgia, Tennessee, and Auburn. If that isn't bad enough we also play Florida State every year. But now we've gone National, beating the mighty Buckeyes of THE Ohio State University for the BCS National Championship in football, and then a scant two month later, we beat the mighty Buckeyes of THE Ohio State University for the National Championship in basketball. It sucks to be them.

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Did I mention the logo?
God made Volunteers, Bulldogs, and Seminoles because Gators need to eat.

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The Jumbotron
The video that plays before the Gators take the field.
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Did I mention the swamp?
This video says it all. I get goose bumps just looking at it.
GO GATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO GATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We are the boys.
Between the third and fourth quarter, you throw your arms around the lunatic on either side of you, regardless of their age, body type, or state of drunkeness, and sing "We are the boys" as loud as what remains of your voice will allow.
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Week 1: Gators 49, Western Kentucky 3
Moved up to number 3/4.

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Week 2: Gators 59, Troy State 31
It was 49 - 7 at the half, so the first team played very little in the second half.

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Week 3: No. 5 Florida pounds No. 22 Tennessee
We stomped the hated Vols 59 - 20! How sweet it is.

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Week 4: No. 3 Florida gets by Ol Miss.
Any win is a good win.
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Week 5: No. 4 Gators shown up by unranked Auburn.
As some of us secretly feared, the Gators defensive backfield is not so great; Auburn receivers were wide open again and again. Couple that with the Tigers playing over their head, and Urban Meyer's less than brilliant game plan, and you get a loss. The first of 4, I fear.

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Week 6: No. 9 Gators edged at the wire by top ranked LSU.
Going into the fourth quarter we were uo by 24-14. Then our questionable defensive backfield allowed the Tigers to come back and score 14 unanswered points; the last with 1:09 to play. An Tebow pass as time runs out is knocked away by Tigers's DB Gillen in the end zone, and the Gators fall by 4.
The winner. LSU caps a drive with a 2 yd TD run with 1:09 remaining.
The winner. LSU caps a drive with a 2 yd TD run with 1:09 remaining.

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Week 8: After a bye week, the 14th ranked Gators come back strong, and beat 7th ranked Kentucky.
Tim Tebow moved to the top of the Heisman list; throwing four touchdown passes and running for a fifth in the Gators 45-37 victory.

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Week 9: Georgia shreds Gators' defense. Dawggone it!
Again and again, Georgia receivers were wide open. With our third loss, this officially becomes a "disastrous season."

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Week 10: Percy Harvin has a breakout game as Gators roll over Vanderbilt 49-22
Harvin rolled up 113 yards rushing, 110 yards receiving, and two toyuchdowns. Time Tebow goes 22 for 27 passing for 281 yards and three touchdowns, and runs for two more. Brandon James posts three kick returns for 116 yards.
A good day for all.
A good day for all.

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Week 11: Tim Tebow accounts for 7 touchdowns as the Gators stomp the Gamecocks 51-30
The Gator Nation has a very special love/hate relationship with Steve Spurrier; but love him or hate him, it's always sweet to beat him!

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Week 12: Tim Tebow continues to make it rain toucdowns in a 59-20 thumping of Florida Atlantic.
Gators' super sophomore quarterback Tim Tebow becomes the first quarterback in NCAA Division 1-A history to pass for 20+ touchdowns, and rush for 20+ touchdowns in a single season. He ends the day with 20 rushing touchdowns, which also breaks the SEC single season record for rushing TDs, and 26 passing touchdowns. For the day he went 25/34 for 338 yards and three touchdowns.

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Week 13: Tim Tebow and the Gator blow away the Noles 45-12.
It's always a good day when we beat Florida State. If there was any doubt as to who the best player in the country is, it should have ended with this game. Super Tim went 19/28 for 262 yards and 3 TDs, and rushed 13 times for 89 yards, and 2 TDs. For the year, he rushed 194 times for 838 yards, and 22 touchdowns, and went 217/317 (68.5%) for 3,132 yards, 29 TDs, and only 6 interceptions. That is 51 TDs, and 3,970 total yards. The only other player even close is Chase Daniel and his quarterback rating is a measly 155, versus 177 for Tebow.

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Week 14: Super Soph Tim Tebow wins the O'Brien Award as the best quarterback in the Country, and the Maxwell Award as the Player of the Year.
What a great kid.

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Week 14a: Tim Tebow caps the greatest season a quarterback has ever had by becoming the first Sophmore to win the Heisman.
Words fail me.

Go Vols!
posted 497 days ago
Go where mcghee? When y'all come to G'ville on September 15, Albert is going to get "on top of ol smokey," if ya know what I mean.
posted 496 days ago
Hippie, grow up and get a life, you went to college like 100 years ago... too bad you don't live in a real city that doesn't revolve around spoiled athletes and drunk frat boys wearing foam hats on Fall Saturdays.
posted 496 days ago
it's really not you Hipman, I just really hate college football... like lots!
posted 496 days ago
not necessarily a gators fan, but i appreciate the intensity. I LOVE FOOTBALL. go chiefs!
posted 496 days ago
Bird guy; you don't like college football? Are you a communist? I admit it's gotten pretty commercial since the days of the leather helmet, and pig bladder balls, when I was in school, but it still my favorite sport.
By the way, my city doesn't revolve around college football; it revolves around shuffleboard, and early bird dinners, and I would love to get out. But I'd still love my son and daughter's Gators, and my Jayhawks (but only in basketball season).
By the way, my city doesn't revolve around college football; it revolves around shuffleboard, and early bird dinners, and I would love to get out. But I'd still love my son and daughter's Gators, and my Jayhawks (but only in basketball season).
posted 496 days ago
College football and NASCAR fan are who we have to thank for Prez Bush being in office...
posted 496 days ago
Yeah bird guy, the rednecks do turn out in force, but you know who I blame? I blame the 65% of young people between 18 and 24 who didn't bother to vote in 2000. If even 5% of those predominantly democratic young people had voted, Bush wouldn't have been able to steal the election. So, how many hours did you work for Gore in 2000, or Kerry in 2004? Did you offer to give shutins a ride to the polls? Did you call your friends on election day to make sure they voted? Those dumb rednecks had their church busses running all day long.
posted 495 days ago
Congrats!! Life is more fun when your team is winning!!
posted 487 days ago
OUCH!!!!
posted 466 days ago
Hang in there, ol hippie. Maybe your Gators are just having a little bad luck and next week things will improve.
posted 465 days ago
Tough day for several top teams in college football Saturday. Florida and Oklahoma probably the most surprising. You could see the Texas loss coming.
posted 464 days ago
I personally put Chase Daniel at the top of the Heisman list. I guess we'll see.
posted 444 days ago
Chase who? Oh, is he that quarterback for Mizzou? Yeah, sure, he'll probably win..........when pigs fly. Is Mizzou a Division I school yet?
posted 444 days ago
A good day for Chase-Who Mizzou and K-Who, also. 8-1 and 9-0 respectively. Must be something to this global warming thing??
- Joe
- Joe
posted 431 days ago
Hmmmmmm, Joe. I only made the global warming remark to one person.
As I suspect you know, I am actually a Jawhawk, and I can't wait for the KU/MU game.
That Reesing kid lights it up pretty good; he outperformed Chase whats-is-name yesterday.
As I suspect you know, I am actually a Jawhawk, and I can't wait for the KU/MU game.
That Reesing kid lights it up pretty good; he outperformed Chase whats-is-name yesterday.
posted 431 days ago
Just a facetious remark on finding MU & KU where they are this late in the season. The powers that be picked a good year for this rivalry to take place at Arrowhead Stadium. I would bet your son-in-law is pumped. Should be an entertaining game.
posted 430 days ago
This is a great list. But I've gotta say, step aside. You're looking at a 5 year Oklahoma football clinic getting ready to emerge. We lose 1 on offense and 2 on defense next year, and frankly I'm taking Sam Bradford over Tim Tebow anytime simply because "QB off right tackle" is nothing that gets us excited in Norman. For the other comments re: KU/MU. Please. Have fun in your sandbox, but the conference title is OUrs (again -- 5 of the last 9).
"These people don't know what it is to be champions. Oklahoma invented it."
- Barry Switzer
"These people don't know what it is to be champions. Oklahoma invented it."
- Barry Switzer
posted 429 days ago
Congratulations!! The Geezer agrees that Tim is the best choice. Even though a lot of people around here were hoping for Chase Daniels. He sure didn't hold up under the pressure from Oklahoma.
posted 398 days ago

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