Girls' Fantasies
489 days ago
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Introduction
MMmmmmm ... Sunday. Truly the high holy day with NFL season back. My Colts (Marvin, call me) made fantasy owners' acquisition of Drew Brees look as good a choice as Bea Arthur for prom queen. But it's early, and Brees, and Bea, can rebound. How do I know? Because chicks have insight beyond, like, shopping and stuff. And seriously, my FF trophy always stores earrings so nicely.
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My money RB, Week 1
Let's not be so obvious and say LT. I pick Travis Henry, kids, for big boards. Because apparently he's got nine kids in four states (no judgment here) but the $3,000 mo. judgment for lagging child support payments recently ordered will have him working hard for the money, so hard for it honey. Plus, the Bills may blow but they're good against the pass. Run, Forrest, run!
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Best #2 QB
When you have a bye, pick this guy: I'm going with Jake Delhomme. He was subpar last year and is staving off concussion-enthusiast David Carr, waiting for his job once he starts to suck.
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Would you?
There's something else as good as football: movies about football.
Yes: The Replacements, Varsity Blues. Pure cheese. The Program, pseudo-cheese. Also, Brian's Song, Remember the TItans.
No: Necessary Roughness. And, to get me in real trouble, Rudy (I'm a Notre Dame fan!), Jerry McGuire.
Yes: The Replacements, Varsity Blues. Pure cheese. The Program, pseudo-cheese. Also, Brian's Song, Remember the TItans.
No: Necessary Roughness. And, to get me in real trouble, Rudy (I'm a Notre Dame fan!), Jerry McGuire.
That scene from Jerry McGuire is classic! By the way, what happened to Renee Zelleweger after she goes more famous?? She looked so much better in this movie than she does now. I digress....
posted 488 days ago
I agree. But included in her bag of tricks is Cold Mountain and You, Me and Irene. That's range.
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