Crazy And Weird Gifts And Gadgets

Lonely? Feeling frustrated? The crew at Real Doll can help you out by putting together your very own realistic date. You and your Frankendate can meet, fall in love and enjoy all the couplehood has to offer, without any of that pesky fighting! Adults only please!

Nobody likes missing important phone calls and nobody likes putting off home made happy hour. Now you won’t have to do either! Thanks to the combination blender and telephone offered by Cycoactive, you can mix your margaritas while talking to your accountant (just make sure to leave the drinking until after you are off the phone). People prone to drunk dialing should probably steer clear of this handy invention as it makes it much easier to call your lost love while mixing your next batch of margaritas.

Inside each of us is a little kid who giggles hysterically at the idea of poo. Now, thanks to Dog Doo, you can buy your favorite practical joker the perfect gift: the most realistic doggie doo that money can buy. Freak out your friends by flinging this dog poo around. The sites sells dog doo packages in several different sizes. Indulge your inner third grader and order your own dog poo today!

Haven’t you always wanted to tick off a list of places in which you owned property? We’ve all wanted to say “oh I own land in Florida, California, New York, Ohio and Illinois,” as if it were no big deal and now, thanks to Own a Piece of America, you can! With Own a Piece of America you can claim your land inch by inch, wherever you want it. Isn’t that how the forefathers of America founded the country? Take part in your very own version of manifest destiny!

Build your own homage to Norman Bates and his dead mother with the help of Corpses for Sale. Now you don’t have to excavate the recently dead, you can have your own plastic rendition, which is so much better. With the ready made corpses, you won’t have to worry about the smell or about legal retribution when the corpse’s loved ones find that their beloved family member has been dug up. Choose from a wide variety of corpses for your every need.

Everybody has played with Bonsai trees, but be the first person in your neighborhood to have a Bonsai potato! Use your bonsai potato to decorate your office desk or to hang your jewelry! After the initial “is that….a potato?” reaction, your friends will all want a bonsai potato of their own. Order your bonsai potato kit today. If you get tired of pruning your Russet, and it isn’t too old, you can eat it! Edible tranquility is the new rage.

Who doesn’t dream of buying their own private island and getting away from it all or starting their own little country? Now, thanks to Vladi Private Islands, that dream of Stan Island or Rebbecca Cay can be realized. You too can own your own private island! No rules, no regulations, just you and your coconut phone! Gilligan would surely be envious.

Stop swatting at the flies and put them to work! After all, they are living in your house, feeding off your dust and trash-the least they could do is entertain you a little bit! Fly Power is offering airplane kits that will help you build the perfect fly-powered plane. Enjoy at least a few moments of merriment as your house flies buzz each other. Train them to re-enact famous dog fights! The possibilities are endless!