Things you NEVER say on a first date

By RAANT 419 days ago Updated 417 days ago 505 Views 3 Comments

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Just some friendly advice. :)

"I'm only here for sex"

"Is that your feet I smell? No? ............"

"Do you like Star Trek?"

"Hi!! My name is __________..........Show me your tits"

"You'll do"

"I like beastial porn"

"Can I feel you up?"

"I pick my nose. I hope your cool with that."

"Ever been in an orgy?"

"My car is a Pinto"

"I'm unemployed"

"Damn girl......ever heard of Douche?"

"I've never dated a girl with a mustache before....it's freakin' gross"

"You remind me of my mother"

"Let me tell you about my backstabbing slut bitch whore ex-girlfriend"

"Ever been into Sadomachisim?"

"I voted for both Bush's, Regan AND Nixon!!"

"Wanna join me at the KKK gathering next Friday?"

"Ted Bundy wasn't a criminal... he was just misunderstood"

"Oh....sorry......were you still talking?"

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I don't know raantster, seems like some of these would really speed up the classification process. Reminds me of the story about the guy that told his friend that his approach to women was to walk up and say, "Hey, you're kind of cute; wanna f*#k?" His friend said, "Jesus man, I bet you get slapped a LOT!" He replied, "Yeah, but I also get fu*#ed a lot."

Ol Hippieposted 418 days ago

It is true that this list would weed out the "good" girls.... but I'm sick of chasing "scalawags" and "psycho hose beast's".... those days are over.... to many diseases out there.
Oh...wait a minute.... I've been married for ten years......all days are over!!! this list is useless to me!!!!!!!!!!!

Never mind. :)

RAANTposted 417 days ago

By the way Ol'Hippie..... Raantster is a new one..... Many I use it for the name of the new car I am designing?
The Raantster..... 240 hp of ROCK!

All I have figured out so far is it will have seats, a built in cooler, a mp3 player and at least 12 cupholders.....

I'll keep you updated.

lol