Sex Toys I Want

I'm usually not that interested in G-Spot stimulators, but this one got such a great review recently that I just have to try it out.

The sign next to this device in Babeland's Seattle store claims "this is the closest thing to oral sex you can get." With an endorsement like that, how could i not want this? Add in the fact that you can hook this thing up to your computer and your long distance lovers can create programs for you, and the geek in me gets all excited. I think this toy would make a great addition to my phone sex services. Just think how much fun my callers would have if I have them create a program for me and then let them hear me use it! Maybe the readers of my web site could send me programs to use in podcasts. The possibilities are endless.

This thing just fascinates me. It's also gotten several great reviews around the blogosphere (ugh, did I really just use that word?).

This thing is adorable. It appeals to my cutesy girlie side. Plus, it reminds me of my favorite internet hunk, Ze Frank

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/

I have a passion for remote controlled sex toys. This one is a classic that I have yet to try.

I'm curious to see how these bumpy little surfaces feel on my naughty bits.

Featured on the Howard Stern show, this is the holy grail of sex machines.