Pleasure Principle: Recommended Sex Toys for All!

The mother of all vibrators, this one rocks me like a hurricane and I take it wherever I know an outlet is (i.e. hotels, the job, a partners spot etc.). NOT only that, but my idol Vanessa del Rio was able to devour this one! Get yours on sale now at www.babeland.com !

Another one of my personal favorites is my dildo, it's hard to say which is better than the other cause I love them both and they both do different things!. The first one is silicone, so all I have to do is boil it after I use it and I 1. can keep it forever, and 2. can share it with partners and still keep it forever! This one is similar to mine, but not exact, as the one I have is an inch bigger and was called an inappropriate color: "mulatto" versus the more appropriate "caramel" shown here:

The other dildo I love is two-headed, for those of you who have never really seen one check out the link. I originally bought it cause it's longer than my "mulatto" and I have more control over it and can handle it better. Alas, it's come in handy in more ways than one. Its original use is to penetrate two different holes on the same person, or to penetrate two different people at the same time a la ending scene in Requiem for a Dream. Its 18 inches!

Not only does this smell divine, but it can be massage oil (once the wax melts) and adds a bit of that "pleasurable spiked with pain"

Fun for all, put it where's it’s made for or on your clit, lips, scrotum or elsewhere.....

Sex Sling, great for keeping those legs back without getting a charlie horse! Mine came in black and purple.

My friend who is still a virgin bought the Silk Touch Egg

My homeboy who loves other homeboys loves his Butt Plug that he got as a present from your's truly!

My friend who never owned a sex toy before was deflowered with this one!

That same friend loves these tasty and yummy treats for pre-post festivities (ps I love mine too!) The Pleasure Wipes in Vanilla (mango or strawberry available too)

OhMiBod, this hooks up to your IPod! Haven't tried it but I want it!

The Cone, it has 16 different settings and you can use it in a seated position! Great for folks who can’t be in too many positions or who have a disability! Haven't tried it but want it. Overstock.com also sells it!

Lots of folks say this looks like a pogo stick with a dildo on it, and that’s a great description. I can only imagine that we’d get our $150 worth with this!

Remember to clean those toys! My favorite cleaner (outside baby wipes in various forms i.e. nice and clean; antibacterial wipes etc.) is:

I had it and it broke. Not because of over use but because of poor craftpersonship. The covering of the battery broke off, and the sleeves fall off, so you got to choose your favorite sleeve and commit to it by gluing it into the "finger" part. Plus there is only one speed, more or less.

It could get boring and slippery. It helps if you get a sleeve. It can also is good because it has various levels of speed.

This sucks! It's great in theory, but in practice this shit hurts! You have to press really hard to get it to vibrate (one setting) and it's messy if you are using it in the buff. It's great for nipple action, even over clothes, but I say try before you buy.