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Best places to have sex in public

01onmylist_thumb By herknees 497 days ago Updated 349 days ago 18354 Views 10 Comments
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Introduction

There's something really hot about the possibility of getting caught in the most intimate of acts. That doesn't mean you actually WANT to get caught, though. Here is a list of places where you can have a little fun without too much risk.

Let's hear your suggestions (and experiences) in the comments!

Disclaimer: All of these suggestions are probably illegal so...um...don't do them. And if you do, don't tell anyone I told you to.

 
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Take in a movie

www.herknees.com/index.php/my-double-feature-fant…

It's dark and people's attention is directed toward the front of the room, giving you an almost ideal situation for public action. Try choosing a movie that isn't popular, and go really late at night when you're less likely to have a full theater. Find a seat in the back or a corner where people won't be looking at you from behind, but stay away from the door where theater employees or other moviegoers will be passing by occasionally. Start out with some discreetly wandering hands under a coat and, when you're hormones start giving you that added boost of courage, move on to something a little more risque.

If you need some inspiration, read all about my Double Feature Fantasy at the link above. (NSFW)
 
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Get old fashioned

www.driveinmovie.com/mainmenu.htm

Teenagers in the 1950's were really on to something. It may be a cliche, but sex at a drive-in movie theater is hot. That same feeling of privacy that allows people to pick their nose in traffic will lend itself to some hot semi-public action with The Simpsons Movie playing in the background.

Make sure to bring some blankets and pillows for the utmost comfort (and just in case it gets a little chilly out there).

Don't think there are any drive-in's in your area? I'll bet there's something close by. Check the link for a list of drive-in movie theaters in the United States. It may be a bit of a drive, but I guarantee it will be worth it.
 
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Do it in the parking lot

 
Similar to a drive-in movie, getting busy in your car in a parking lot gives you that perfect balance between privacy and exhibitionism.

Want to make it extra hot? Visit your favorite sex shop (you DO have a favorite, don't you?) and get a new toy. Then, when you get back to the car, tell your honey that you're so excited to try it out that you can't even wait to get home!
 
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Go to the loo

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The fact that it's so dirty may be what makes it so hot. It's the classic story: Boy meets girl at a busy night club, girl and boy get sweaty on the dance floor, girl drags boy into the stall of a busy bathroom and ravages him.

Maybe you're not looking for something quite so gritty, but the idea of getting busy in the bathroom is still appealing. If you're just a little too timid to try keeping your cool in the bathroom stall with other patrons right next to you, look for one of those one-room family bathrooms that allow you to lock the door.
 
 

Join the Mile High Club

store.babeland.com/sexy-packs/mini-mile-high-kit?…

Sex in an airplane bathroom is the holy grail of public sex, and that's probably why it's so darn tough to get away with it anymore. Maybe you won't get your official Mile High wings, but you don't have to sneak off to the bathroom to have a little fun while flying the friendly skies. Get yourself a complimentary blanket or two, drape it over the two of you, and let your fingers do the walking.

Tip: Little helpers such as the tiny quiet vibrator in the Mini Mile High Kit available at Babeland.com can add an extra bit of fun to your encounter.
 
 

Make waves

 
Just about every cheesy romantic 80's movie includes a scene with the main couple making love on the beach, waves lapping at their entwined naked bodies. In reality, that water is FREAKING COLD and there is sand getting into crevices you never knew you had, but the beach can still be a great place for nookie.

Rather than the ocean, which can be cold, try to find a lake. After hot summer days, smaller lakes tend to keep some of the heat and can be great for a little midnight skinny dipping. After a refreshing swim, you and your partner can roll out a blanket on the shore or dock and get busy under the stars.
 
 

Get (un)dressed

 
Sex in a clothing store dressing room is the cleaner version of sex in the bathroom. Try to find an unattended dressing room that isn't very busy. Ideally, look for one that has a bench so that one of you can sit down and pull your feet up to avoid any suspicion when someone notices an extra pair of feet in your room with you.

Bonus: You same-sex couples have it easy! It's pretty common for two girls, and sometimes two boys, to share a dressing room, so if you can keep your moaning to a minimum you can get away with anything.
 
 

Burning Man!

www.burningman.com

Nakedness is just as common as clothing in Black Rock City. And sex on the Playa is a given. Just remember that there are children at Burning Man, and be respectful to at least try not to be discovered by young impressionable minds. Seeing your hairy ass moving up and down at an alarming rate may put the poor kids off sex before they even have a chance to get started.

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And yes, as you may have guessed, I've checked off the ones I've done. Can't wait for my next plane trip.
01onmylist_thumb herkneesposted 492 days ago
looks like you need some more conquests!
Noahplaid_thumb Noahposted 489 days ago
I do! I'm hoping some of the more creative OML users will leave me some more suggestions in the comments.
01onmylist_thumb herkneesposted 489 days ago
dressing room, park, baseball game

http://www.filecabi.net/host/file/ballparksex/wmv
Noahplaid_thumb Noahposted 488 days ago
Ooh, some good ones there, Noah. I'll add them.
01onmylist_thumb herkneesposted 485 days ago
Omiomi.

No wait, I'm inspired.
Head2_thumb Emoryposted 471 days ago
On top of a 10 story building next door to a 20 story office building, in the middle of the day; very hot.

In someone else's car that they accidently left unlocked in a crowded garage at, oh say, a medical office building. Incredibly hot.

In a convertible with the top down, while driving. Truckers go mad! Requires the ability to multi-task; very dangerous otherwise.

On a motorcycle at the drive-in. Something like, oh say a 1957 Triumph Bonneville. Just lean back across the tank, hold on to the handlebars, and ride that puppy.
Kiss_thumb Ol Hippieposted 470 days ago
Haha, Ol Hippie, you are wilder than I. I bow down to you.
01onmylist_thumb herkneesposted 470 days ago
I had sex in bathroom once and I wish I could have sex in a dressing room too.

For more info about sex and porn, check out this website
http://astore.amazon.com/sex_book-20

Enjoy.
Empty_profile atnongposted 349 days ago
Trust me - do not go for the waves.
It is very awkward for the man - but it is hell on a woman!

Like, trust me with this one :)
Cyrill_thumb ioniposted 349 days ago
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