11 Great Euphemisms For Breasts
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Introduction
Whatever you call them, they are wonderful.
1
Funbags
A fitting name.
2
Dirty Pillows
Except they aren't dirty at all, are they?
3
Sweater Puppies
As long as they aren't hairy, like real puppies.
4
Golden Bozos
My college pal made this one up. I love it.
5
Jugs
Anything over a D cup requires two "g"s: "Juggs."
6
The Twins
Fact: No two breasts are exactly alike, even on the same woman. That makes "The Twins" fraternal, not identical.
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Love Muffins
I like muffins.
8
Knockers
A bit of a misnomer, as breasts don't typically knock each other. Women don't like this word, so don't use it in mixed company.
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Melons
The kind that are always in season
10
Gazoongas
Usually used in a humorous context.
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The Captives
Typically reserved for the moment they are released from a bra. I had a girlfriend who would say, "Freedom for the captives!" every time she removed her bra. Then she would give the captives a good rub to loosen them up.
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