You can call your butt all of these things
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Introduction
There are words abound for this important muscle. Sir Mix A Lot wrote a song about what kind he likes and Beyonce showed us how to shake it in a mind boggling way.
Add your suggestions in the comments and I'll add them to the list.
1
Butt
Simple. not so elegant.
2
Ass
can sound kind of hot or kind of gross. depends on inflection. kick ass!
3
Arse
British version of ass
4
Booty
often used when talking about shaking it.
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Derierre
Mais oui. J'taime la booty.
6
Behind
mostly said by mothers. "I'm gonna swat your behind!"
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Trunk
as in "junk in the trunk."
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Heiny
its possibly from the german word hinder.
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Buttocks
the more formal cousin of butt
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Gluteus Maximus
only at the gym or the doctor
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Rear end
mostly used by mothers.
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Tush
mostly used by woman and gay men...or ZZ Top.
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Back
As in baby got it.
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Rump
As in the classic song "Rumpshaker" by Wrecxx-N-Effect. All they wanna do is zoom zoom zoom
15
Patooty
close cousin to ponanny
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Coin slot
www.metacafe.com/watch/610373/lindsay_lohan_on_co…
made popular by Li-Los amazing SNL skit. Check the video!
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Vertical smile
extra points if you paint lips and eyes on your booty with makeup and make it talk.
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Folder holder
I personally have never. But what people do with their folders is their business.
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Posterior
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Bum
kind of like mum. only with a b.
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Hindquarters
getting ready to be butchered I suppose.
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Bottom
seems more in the middle to me.
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tuckus
never heard of this one. thanks Brie!
Barbara Walters has a tiny widdle weaw.
"coin slot" makes me think of the song, "cameltoe" by Fanny Pack and "folder holder" makes me think of Trapper Keepers. my world is complete.
My personal favorite is badonkadonk. But that only refers to certain types of butts.
How about "pucker?" As referred to by Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects.
backside
sitter
tail
tailbone
hind end
sitter
tail
tailbone
hind end
also seat and bucket (I'm a mom, what can I say? lol)
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