Yo Momma is so Ugly
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I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
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she turned Medusa to stone!
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the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
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even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...for a quote!
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the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
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they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
You have to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to come to her.
Fun list, Norm! :-)
Fun list, Norm! :-)
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