Why you hate your life:
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You're ok at a lot of things but great at not much of anything.
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The pile of stuff you intend to read only gets larger.
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Last year at this time you were a year younger.
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You're so sick of your music collection and your clothes you could puke.
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It's not even February and you've already blown your New Years resolution.
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You know you'll regret NOT doing certain things more than doing others but you still aren't going to do those things.
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There are an awful lot of people out there better looking than you.
3
The chances of you actually becoming famous are about nil.
2
You feel you're on the cusp of Something Big but you've felt that way for years and years now and you deep down know you're not.
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You waste way too much time on random internet sites.
Two negatives make a positive so I think you are ahead here...
Check this list out.
:-)
http://www.onmylist.com/category/health/Hang_in_There_1
Check this list out.
:-)
http://www.onmylist.com/category/health/Hang_in_There_1
You made me chuckle to myself, perhaps because I can relate to about 7 of these. There is humor in despair...random tangent here... I saw this show called Iconoclasts with Deepak Chopra and Mike Myers recently. Deepak said something about how our reaction to comedy (ie someone slipping on a banana peel) is funny because it reminds us of our mortality. It exposes us to our fragility and our reaction to our own mortality is often laughter.
I think that's what I felt when I chuckled at your list.
end of random tangent.
I think that's what I felt when I chuckled at your list.
end of random tangent.
I don't know, champ, if all of this is true, you probably couldn't do better.
So thank the powers that be that you have someone who likes you in spite of the fact that you are mediocre, old, have a crummy wardrobe, a lousy music collection, don't read, and are a procrastinating internet addict. Of course if she/he reads this you'll probably be dumped by nightfall. So get up offa your cusp, and read a book.
Have a good year!
So thank the powers that be that you have someone who likes you in spite of the fact that you are mediocre, old, have a crummy wardrobe, a lousy music collection, don't read, and are a procrastinating internet addict. Of course if she/he reads this you'll probably be dumped by nightfall. So get up offa your cusp, and read a book.
Have a good year!
these are actually great comments. i probably should consider myself lucky but i just can't muster it and that's just another reason i hate my life... i mean, just another reason you hate yours!!
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