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Why our Society is doomed

John_onmy_list_thumb By John 419 days ago Updated 410 days ago 224 Views 12 Comments
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Introduction

The "entitlement" generation to replace members of Congress in about 20 years will have no clue on how to solve world and domestic problems- let alone wipe their ass without expecting a "medal" for trying.

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Geography

 
Just google it...right? How do you uh... spell it!
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Spelling

 
"I ran a spell spell check and still still didn't make the grade.
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Phone numbers

 
I lost my cell. How am I supposed to remember my parents home number. That's too hard for me dude.
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Everyone gets a medal

 
With no winners or losers...who's gonna take charge!
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Community College

 
Here's an idea...why not shoot for IVY league ya dumb ass under-acheiver!
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Video Games

 
Perhaps the worst use of anyone's brain power. Get off your ass and wake up!
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George Bush

 
Do I need to explain. Talk about ruining it for the rest of us, he's managed to make us hated and make our children idiots in his spare time.
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SPAM

 
How much time deleting this shiete has got to add up over time. Probably could have read a book by now instead.
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Pull up your PANTS

 
Two words... NO CLASS
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Tattoos

 
They all look like ridiculous bruises in the end and not very pleasing to the eye at the country club pool...dress for success already ya punk!

12 Comments

 

Don't worry, they will step up to the plate like every other generation of radical youth. (See my list - Whippersnappers)
K_sunglasses_thumb kathybelleposted 419 days ago
Give em a break John, KathyBelle is right. I know a bunch of really brilliant and motivated young people, several of whom list on this site. Every generation has slackers, and that is okay; somebody has to wash my car.
Kiss_thumb Ol Hippieposted 419 days ago
Someone needs a nap.
N15601231_30114505_8261_thumb Alexposted 418 days ago
Oh, my; I believe it will be okay. Our generation had it's questionable attire and activites. These kids have so much more to work with thanks to all of the technical advances. Ms. Belle and Mr. Hippie are right on.
Pam-oml-avatar-2_thumb Pamposted 418 days ago
opp. I'm changing my mind.

I will get back with you later on this, but since I now believe we ARE doomed I must rush off to a Cardinal ballgame.
Must hurry.
So little time...so little time.....WHO will take care of our dogs??????

K_sunglasses_thumb kathybelleposted 418 days ago
Okay. I agree.
Society is doomed. But it is history that dooms us. "Empires rise only so they can fall."

Ex: The Maya civilization (500-600 years) was believed to have fallen for no one particular cause but a gradual decline created by a growing division of classes, chaos and dissatisfaction. (http://www7.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0708/feature2/)

So, zoot suits, bobbed hair, rouged knees, hair grease, and Elvis' pelvis may all be added to the above list for their part in our history.

I suspect the Maya decline all began when a young Mayan boy decided to wear his headdress backwards.
K_sunglasses_thumb kathybelleposted 411 days ago
You know what, John? You are right. I was wrong. Every generation thinks, "We turned out okay" when, in fact, this country gets dumber and dumber every generation. Why? Smart people have one or two kids, morons have dozens. Read the lists on this site; the more saccharin, delusional, and inane they are, the more, "God bless you" comments they get. I can barely stand it, and it gets tougher each week. Don't people strive anymore? Don't they think? Don't people thirst for answers? For truth? Of course not; that would be uncomfortable. I mean, Mother freakin' Teresa was an atheist, and yet listers on this site are so sure they know the answers, they know God is there for them. Yeah, right. The biggest hate monger republican, Clinton bashing, queer hater on the planet sucks dick. Wake up. Truth is, we are alone. Nobody has a plan for your life, including you. I call it the "fat f#@k in the polyester suit" syndrome. After every senseless disaster that kills children, there is always some fat ass on TV saying, "It was a miracle that I was saved. I know now that God has something special planned for me." Sure, the supreme being, creator of the universe, is sitting "up there" on his throne saying, "Let the babies die, but I'm gonna save the fat fu#k in the polyester suit." Come on. If you believe that, I've got some swamp land in Appalachacola I'd like to show you.

Sorry folks, I'm tired, It's our 36th anniversary today, we split a bottle of Veuve Clicqout, 1988, and a bottle Sineann Oregon Pinot, and I don't feel like being nice, just horny and honest.
Kiss_thumb Ol Hippieposted 411 days ago
I'm glad to see that you are drinking some good vintage champagne and a nice Oregon pinot. As Borat would say,"Verrry Nice!" Happy Anniversary.
Noahplaid_thumb Noahposted 411 days ago
I'm glad to see that you are drinking some good vintage champagne and a nice Oregon pinot. As Borat would say,"Verrry Nice!" Happy Anniversary.
Noahplaid_thumb Noahposted 411 days ago
Sheesh Old Hippie. YOu might have a hangover this morning :) I don't like to be preached to by either side...atheists or Christians. It's a personal decision and we should allow to each his own! And I do agree...a separation of church and list. :)
Lilybee_thumb lilybeeposted 410 days ago
How could one get hungover from wines such as these? My mini rant was just an example of "in vino veritas."
Kiss_thumb Ol Hippieposted 410 days ago
I was hoping that Mrs. Hippie was in the bedroom slipping into something comfortable while you were passing time at the computer. Happy day after your anniversary!
Pam-oml-avatar-2_thumb Pamposted 410 days ago
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