People on the golf course that drive me CRAZY.

This person all of a sudden blurts out is mid swing "your a little to the left of the target" or "don't leave it short" or "keep your left arm straight". A quick back swing to the mouth may be in order

Yeah I know you should repair ball marks on the green but give me a break not while I am putting. Keep still and behind me don't walk around in front of me and mumble to yourself what an idiot the previous guy was for leaving his ball mark.

"Ok, it's your turn to hit". I shouldn't have to tell you this. This is not the time you start thinking about what club to use nor still be sitting in the golf cart dreaming about shooting boogie golf..

Not only for his own but others before him. We've got another foursome behind us waiting to tee off and I've got this guy wondering around in the trees yelling to me "Found another X out" He's decides that if he finds more balls than he looses it will be a worthwhile day on the course. GOOD GRIEF!

This group of players have no idea that 6 hours is too long for a round of golf. They play every lie on the course and gleefully exclaim their score to be 10 on the current hole which was one less then the previous hole. They are in their own world and have no idea your behind them.

FOUR! !!!!!! What the hell they are hitting into us again. this group, because of the group in # 5, have become impatient and think if they hit into the group in front of them play will go faster. WHERE"S THE BEER!

Finally after 17 practice swings he steps up to the ball and chunks it 10 yards down the fairway only to to take 18 practice swings before he addresses his next shot.

This guy expects perfection and when he doesn't achieve it , which is 99% of the time, Only because he plays maybe once a month, cusses, screams, wraps his club around a tree, throw clubs (and bag) in water and finally says "the hell with it" and walks off the course before he's through.

" I took a four on that one" What , I saw you put one in the water!
Naw it was right on the edge and I was able to knock it up onto the green.
Yeah, right!