Types of people I make fun of everyday.

Dude...I hate these people. You can spot them wearing t shirts that sport their fraternity/sorority letters across the entire front of the shirt. Each letter is as big as their head.

**Disclaimer**
In the state of Missouri you do not have to wear one of these when you drive your car

Let me say that I was also the guy who used to make fun of people that talked on cell phones in public like 10 years ago. I got used to that one. I'm not sure if this one will be so easy. Why do they have to be so big? I hope it's like cell phones used to be...all big and clunky; then over time they will get so small that no one will notice. I used to have a motorola called the microtac back in 1996. It is bigger than my foot.

Here's the situation. You are at a stop light and there is person that starts to cross the road in front of you then the light turns green. So then the person acts like he's totally surprised and starts fake running, flailing his arms back and forth and clinching his fist. He leans back a little and does some high knee kicks, but he is actually going about as fast as someone walking at best. What an idiot.

Let me explain. Have you ever walked across a gravel road barefoot. When this occurs do you just walk straight across, or do you try to make yourself lighter by putting your arms up and flapping them like a bird while taking tippy toe steps. We are not birds. It does not make you lighter. Just walk across and deal with it.

Freedom of religion, or lack there of...nuff said.

I'm sure this will make some people mad. I have no problem with Gay people. I have a few gay friends and I poke fun at them about this too. Matter of fact, why would I be disgusted by Gay men, they kiss guys right. Well, I'm attracted to the female race (just one female now, I'm married). Women kiss guys too, so what's the difference? But why do a lot of Gay people have a lisp? Is there a hormone in the body that 1. Makes you gay 2. Makes you develop a lisp? Oh well.

If you are offended about the list item before this one. I'm making fun of you. People that belong to those extreme interest groups are definitely people that just have lost it. They probably have nothing of a life so they join some weird cult group so they can feel like they are a part of something. Dang it..I'm starting to feel bad about make the gay lisp list item. Should I delete it?

The funny thing is I do this too, so I guess you could say I make fun of myself on this one. But man, some people talk 3 times louder on the phone than they talk normally.

If you drop food on your collar and try to look at it, I bet you frown. Try it. It's so funny

I can't talk to these people because I start laughing so hard and they don't know why. Why would the person you are talking to try to guess what you are saying? Are they practicing for some type of speech guessing world tournament?

You know the ones that eat california rolls all day and say they love sushi. This also applies to oysters. Sure they like oysters if they are on a cracker, with horshradish and cocktail sauce to kill the taste. These people are just trying to be cool. They're not cool, because we are on to them.

These people crack me up. They have a dodge neon worth $900, but they also have $4000 worth of custom crap on the car. A freaking plane wing on the back to hold the car to the ground when it tops at 62 mph! Neon lights that pulse when the $500 speakers rock that bass. A custom paint job that looks like a springbreak t-shirt. Black windows (they are beyond tinted), and a huge word that takes up half of the windshield like "Cruisin" or "pimpin". Some giant thing on the exhaust pipe that makes it sound like a jet when it takes off. And faux chrome spinners.

What strange thinking causes a LOT of fat women to do this? In their mind, do they not look fat? I don't understand this at all. I'm glad it's so abundant though because it makes me laugh everytime.