Top things people do to annoy the hell out of me
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I don't want to write an introduction.
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
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People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
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When people say "...it's always the last place you look". Um, no shit - of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
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When people say while watching a film "...did you see that?". No numbnutz, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
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People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
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When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
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When people say "life is short". What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What could you possibly do that's longer?
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If I'm still standing here, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK?
Ha! "No numbnutz, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor." Love it.
the remote. Guilty. However in my defense... I have satalite and hand scrolling through a couple hundred channels sucks.
What's a zabby?
I thought of something today the irks me. When people say things like: the food in Paris is..., or Mexico is..., or Dutch people are like this..., and the sole extent of their experience is 2 days in paris when they were backpacking in college, spring break 01 in Cancun, and the Dutch guy that was a friend of a friend that hung out with a few times.
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