Things that invoke the rage of Mean Colleen

The cigarette butts, not the roommate.

Every bathroom should have toilet seat covers!

I just washed my hands after using the bathroom and I know a ton of people don't, they just walk out...so wouldn't it make sense to have the door push as you exit? That way you can just hip check it and not have to grab a paper towel, if there are any, and then try to toss it in the trashcan that is too far away from the door?!

Your car is already jankee, just keep the trash in there. Don't litter the streets that you share with everyone else!

Oops, I was a little tired and distracted by Man vs. The Wild so I posted this as a comment. How do you delete those things??

Come on know, do I look like the kind of girl who gives a shit about your desires?

Especially when going up hill to try to pass another semi! Ugh! Move Bitch, get out my way! Get out my way! (a great song to yell to when you have road rage like me!)

If I wanted to smile, I would. Obviously I am in deep thought about something so leave me alone.

By stolen I mean some douche comes in to talk to you about something that you don't give a flying fuck about. What's even worse, is when he is a close talker. Can't you see I just want to read! Me saying, "uh huh" or "oh" does not mean that we are carrying on a conversation. It means you are talking and annoying me!

Is it seriously that hard to throw your recyclables into the blue bin and set it by the curb? There is single source recycling now, you don't even have to sort it! Come everyone, get a bin!

They are so obnoxious. They are loud, have no respect for anyone else there and one of them always has a stupid laser pointer!

I can't stand to look at her or hear her voice. Why does she continue to wear a little black dress on every tv appearance. Its fucking 7 in the morning! I can't even write anymore about her, it will ruin my whole day.

Yes yes, we know that I am usually in a hurry, so why must you block the whole isle with your cart that has two items in it while you stare at the nutrition content on a box or look to see if you have a coupon for that particular item? Pull the damn cart to the side!

Do I have "Talk to me" written on my forhead? No, I don 't want to hear about how you have had to keep running to the bathroom 'cause you ate something that didn't agree with you. No, I do not want to hear about how you have come down with some horrible disease the prevents you from leaving the house so this is the one day a week you get to get out. I especially do not want you to tell me about it while touching my arm telling me how kind I am for listening while you move in, invading my personal space and becoming a close talker (see item 15).

Pick it up. Even if it is in your own tiny back yard, pick it up! The only thing seperating me from your three dogs and all their shit is a chain link fence....nothing is seperating me from the smell. Nothing. It permeates my nose every time I step outside to garden.

Your morality is different than mine. Please don't try to force it on me. Your rights extend as far as then can until they infringe on mine. So back off!

I hate it when people circle a parking lot forever just waiting for someone to pull out so they can get a close spot. Or, even better, when they block a whole isle while waiting for a car to pull out. You are wasting gas and polluting the environment for what? To get a close spot? You could probably stand to park a little further away and get some exercise.

Whether it be at a store or the gas station. What are you doing in there?! Can't you see that there are people waiting? Just get your shit together and pull out, back out, whatever. Just move on! You don't have to organize your whole car. Don't you get the email forwards that tell you to do that at home so someone doesn't try to carjack you? Come on, get going.

I hate it when people cut in line whether you are standing in it or sitting in your car. Don't speed past all of the cars that have been waiting to exit or enter the highway just so you can slam on your breaks at the front of the line and nudge your way in, you are part of the reason why the traffic is so backed up!

I'm not talking about inside the airport..I'm talking about outside. At the 5 minute parking to be exact. Why is it that at the main terminal I'm kicked out of the 5 minute parking after 2 minutes (yes, I watch my clock) but at the east terminal I circle 10 times while big perm sits at the front of the line for 30 minutes waiting for someone and she is never told to move. Why is it that security there can't enforce the 5 minute rule...and if they can't, why can't I? Hate you big perm with a license plate that has RYC in it.....I will find you some day and tell you to pay attention to the rule! You kept your head turned away from the cars passing you by that probably kept screaming at you...or maybe that was just me.

If I miss my connection because the first leg of my flight arrived late....and you can't get me on another flight...then why are you sending my bags on? Don't you realize that I need them. That I wouldn't be as mad about the missed flight if I at least had my things. Why can't they track bags like Fedex does packages? Why can they not pull your bags for you? Why do they lie to you and have you wait 4 hours and then tell you that the baggage claim closed a half hour ago?!

My trash gets picked up on Mondays and Thursdays. My yard waste gets picked up on Wednesdays.....they both go in the same container and cannot be comingled. So when I do my yard work over the weekend...I have to leave the waste in the yard (which I can be fined for) and wait for Monday's trash to be picked up. Tuesday I load the container and put it by the street...every week it is missed! Which means I can't put trash out until the next Thursday....waste haulers advice...have a neighbor check my container before noon on Wednesday so if it is skipped I can call in. My neighbors work! After it was missed today (I had my cig. butt littering roommate check because oddly he was home) I decided that every Wednesday I will just call them and tell them it was missed. This has been going on since May!!

I hate it when you are some place, like the DMV, and you draw your number and you sit and wait....and wait...and then the lady calls a number and she waits and then someone slowly stands up...gathers their things...and makes their way to her desk. I mean, you see the number displayed on the screen...you know your number is coming up, you know there are 30 people there waiting behind you, why can't you step it up!? I should have just had one entry on this list and it should have just been SLOWNESS.

They roll down their car window and yell, "Hey, how do you get to ...such and such..." Not "Excuse me, do you know how i can get to...."

Ok, sometimes you can get away with this, but when traffic is not moving, you do not need to run the light so that you are now stuck in the intersection preventing the cars perpendicular to you from getting through. You ass. Now not only is your direction of traffic F'ed, but mine is too.

Work has taken over my life, I'm reading more books, reading the paper, drinking less, eating and sleeping more. I don't want to grow up! It is causing me to neglect OnMyList.