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Signs Your In A LTR (Long Term Relationship)

Jimmy_6_thumb By bigapplestyle31 253 days ago Updated 252 days ago 415 Views 2 Comments
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Introduction

Ehhh, these are definitely signs that I'm in a LTR...going on 3 years.

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Because You Know Your SO's (significant other's) thoughts.

 
Yes, I've learned to anticipate the questions before they're asked...

"Why did Grissom listen to the tape on CSI?" (after watching an episode of CSI Las Vegas)

"Let's go eat at Mipople!" (As we walk past Chipotle)

"Que tu haces?" (as I'm hard at work writing an OML piece)

Just one look and I'm 99% sure what my sweetie is going to ask me...sometimes I wish I wasn't so clarevoyant though! :-/
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Because I Actually Care That His Undies Have Holes in Them...

 
It's not even because of the whole "wear clean undies at all times" adage my mother used to tell me. I just don't want to see you walking around in skivvies that have seen better days!
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Because I Have Learned to Anticipate His Food-i-ness...

 
He likes his tomatoes heated, not cold...or else he won't eat them. Sour cream? No Way!! Mustard...he'll hop out of a car to get away from it (seriously he did). He likes his salads without dressing. It's Ferina...not oatmeal or cream of wheat. And it's a CHEESE AND HAM sandwich (not ham and cheese) on white bread, no mayo...no nothing. And whipped cream? Fuggedaboudit. (Yes he's a NY-er through and through)

He's quite the Sally from "When Harry Met Sally"...
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Because I Can Anticipate His Mixes...and He Can Handle the Club w/o My Constant Babysitting!

 
My boyfriend is a DJ. So, when we first started dating I went out every night that he DJed...so yes, every Fri, Sat, and sometimes Thurs. I was in the club, the DJ booth literally...hanging out with him. Now, my motto is "You've got this...I don't need to come out all the time". Plus, since he's into remixing and mashups...I have a very good idea of what he's going to play before he plays it. It's a spoiler though, because now I can't listen to certain songs in my ipod or on tv without getting disoriented expecting to hear a certain song follow!
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Because I Know All His Jokes

 
No really, I do! After nearly three years, I can anticipate the jokes, do the unspoken eye contact jokes at just the right time and then some! And no, it never gets old. :)
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Because It Doesn't Bother Me That He Calls His BFF First Thing In the Morning!

 
Seriously, it doesn't lol. They're like the long lost brothers that never were...

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Just imagine what it is like after 30 years...
All of the above except nobody cares much about holes in the Geezer's gunders.
Pam-oml-avatar-2_thumb Pamposted 252 days ago
Haha true...but I get tired of seeing his butt cheeks and more hanging out. I would have tossed them, but after going through the trouble of doing laundry, I thought it defeated the purpose if I tossed all his skivvies. Lol
Jimmy_6_thumb bigapplestyle31posted 252 days ago
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