People to put on an island...
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Introduction
My friend Carisa and I have this ongoing joke about how we wish we had an island in the middle of the ocean where we could send all the people who get on our nerves. Since I just signed up with OnMyList.com, I thought, "What better list to start than my 'People to Put on an Island" list?" So, here it is :) (P.S.--This is a work in progress and I intend to add to it as I think of more entries.)
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Snoop Dog
Ok, this first one was a no-brainer for me... I don't know if it's the way he looks like a weasel or if it's to do with his "I'm-too-cool-to-breathe-your-air" persona, but EVERY time I see him, I just want to drop anchor on my invisible pirate ship and sail him out to the island. Bon Voyage, Mr. Dogg!!!
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John Ritter
OK...I hate to post something about the late John Ritter, but in my defense, he was on my island list before he passed. I don't even know what it was about him....I think it was the way that he was ALWAYS whining... every show I can think of that he's been in, he seems to always have played a half-witted, frustrated little man who always had something to whine about. Well, alas, my official posting of the late John Ritter to the island list is too late...maybe there could be an island-in-the-sky....
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People with Bluetooth Headsets who wear them all the time
You know who you are. Seriously...walking around like a cyborg is NOT a status symbol. You see these people walking around the store talking to themselves and gesturing like they're having an in depth discussion with the invisible man. YOU ARE NOT COOL. No one looks at you and says, "Gee, I wish I looked cool like that guy." In the car....please use them... for safety's sake. But walking around in the store???? Quit being lazy and flip open the phone like the rest of us!
Its going to be a very crowded island... Please consider
tailgater's
store clerk or waitress belittlers
line jumpers
tailgater's
store clerk or waitress belittlers
line jumpers
posted 479 days ago
My buddy and I have a plan to remove all of the good people from Greenland, build a 100 foot electrified barbed wire fence around the entire country and drop asshole people from airplanes into it.
Good list!! I'll make my own version soon :)
Good list!! I'll make my own version soon :)
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