Other Common Phrases Where "In Bed" Might (not) Work
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Introduction
If you're not familiar, it's that fortune cookie game, where you say your fortune, then follow it with "in bed."
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Hi, I would like a #2.
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The tests came back positive!
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This is John speaking, how may I help you?
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Hail Mary, full of grace
also "blessed art thou amongst women,"
and "Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners"
and "Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners"
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I am not an animal!
Elephant Man/Seinfeld quote.
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Get out of bed!
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Make your bed, please.
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This table saw hardly works.
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I like Gilbert Gottfried's routines.
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Oh grandma, you're the best relative a grandson could have!
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We should just be friends.
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Can you do me a favor?
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Hey, you got a minute?
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God, sometimes you act like a three year old.
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My mom is well known.
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What's that nasty stain?
(Raant)
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I can't leave you alone for a moment.
(grateful daisy)
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Hey, mister, are you all right?
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Would you like yours rare or well done?
(kathybelle)
I can't leave you alone for a moment.
Would you like yours rare or well done?
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