Bad Neighborhood Names

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Where you can be free, except of course from our covenenants, code and restrictions!

Wrens are gross little birds!

Neat I don't even know what a Cima is! Wait it's "The Top!"

Ahh the Snobbery of it all!

This is a housing community but also hot country chicks! I wonder which one is called Telea?

A new Twist two Cricks for the price of One!

Hmmmm Plantation has such a rich Southern heritage sound to it!

I am a Playah!

I can't make this up. It sounds like a Russian foot race!

Yeeeeehaw!

Puhhhlease! Monet? Diamonds?

Man that's a Doozy and REAL! Check out the Floorplans all Birds how cool!

The Falcon - 7506 Ah yes the Hunter!
The Osprey - 8404 - The marine Helicopter pane thingy?
The Oriole - 5403 - Wimpy Bird and team!
The Puffin - 2407 - Hey Stoners!
The Raven - 7503 - Hey Goths!
The Sandpiper - 7504 - Hey Hippies!
The Merlin - 7505 - Hey Magik Luvas!

What the Hell is a Stone Oak?

Lordy Mercy So many big words!

Ahh yes the olde, Spanish Symphoony With the Alamo, what's not to love about this?

The villages, oh the cobblestones and the Butcher shop and the Bakery! NOT!
Houses must be Nestled: Always in the Heart! Of course undisturbed! and Must be WIDE OPEN!
Nestled in the heart of mountains, undisturbed desert landscape and wide open spaces, nature lovers will enjoy all that the outdoors has to offer at Sonoran Mountain Ranch.

Crossings of What? 1st and Main?

That's a mouthfull! Thank you for calling (inhale) Elm Grove Townhomes at Hope Valley Farms (exhale) How may I help you? <click>!

Wow that sounds impressive! A Panther, a Cambray it has it all!

Hey look they put house in the middle of a Glade, now with bonus Egrets!

Things that make you go hmmmm.

Last time i checked there were no meadows in Phoenix?

Man this one, it make me feel Spanish, Muslim and all around like a big bright rainbow of love.

Hmm honoring a Mexican General?

Juan Nepomuceno Cortina Goseacochea (May 16, 1824–October 30, 1894), better known as Juan Cortina or by his nicknames "Cheno Cortina" and "the Red Robber of the Rio Grande", was a Mexican rancher, politician, military leader, outlaw and folk hero. He is famous for leading a Mexican force of irregulars and outlaws organized as a guerrilla insurgency first against the Republic of Texas, then the United States and the Confederate States of America. From 1842-1846, he was part of a secret faction of large Mexican ranchers who resisted attempts by the Texas Republic to lay claim to its southern region. During the Mexican-American War between 1846-1848 he was a commissioned officer in the Mexican Army fighting against the army of General Zachary Taylor. He is remembered most infamously for leading the First and Second Cortina Wars, usually referred as the Cortina Troubles in 1859-61, against the United States including the State of Texas and its Texas Rangers and local militia of Brownsville (Texas), and the U.S. Military, in the Rio Grande Valley area. However, Cortina's hatred of Texas was sufficient to be enlisted into the Union Army during the War Between the States and he lead a Union army in Southern Texas during the war. Following the war Cortina was pardoned by the Reconstruction government, and although he continued as a noted cattle rustler and virulent anti-Texan his power was effectively coopted into the post-war structure of Texas. He also figured prominently in the war against the Hapsburg and French in Mexico but fell in intrigue in the later part of the 19th century and was imprisoned before dying in Central Mexico.